I'm not drinking alone if your chatting with me right? (34/f)

[Soma99]

Dumb sonuvabtch had the audacity to tell me they were connected to VPN, performing tasks correctly, fought me on it - and lo and fucking behold when they screen shared, what was missing?

Assholes, all of em.

I think I understand like 90% of that but the lesson is to never be tooooooo sure your doing technology correctly

 

[DirkPitt06]

And to assume that you;re smarter than you're more experienced tenured manager, haha. And especially not to sass them in a public venue.

 

[Soma99]

i once had a cook confuse vegan and halal

that seems bad

 

[Soma99]

or a bra ???

ohhhhhh sorry to rain o nthe fun--- your girl has itty bitty ones and never needs a bra

 

[30bandits]

ohhhhhh sorry to rain o nthe fun--- your girl has itty bitty ones and never needs a bra

i like em all...large nipples ?

 

[Jaws82]

that seems bad

ohhh iT could hace been bad if i didnt intervine

 

[ShaneoD]

feel free to post the dumbest thing a co worker did this week- would love to hear some.

I don't know of it's dumb but we were telling war stories about work when one lady, told myself and another hot colleague that she loved watching porn while doing a deep squat. I also got slapped on the arm for insinuating that a client was masturbating, I might have used a euphemism, I might have enjoyed the slap

 

[Soma99]

i like em all...large nipples ?

based on porn and the little bit of other nipples I have seen in my day I owuld say mine are average and pinkish. I think. more reasearch is needed (and more wine.... I'm feeling good)

 

[Soma99]

I don't know of it's dumb but we were telling war stories about work when one lady, told myself and another hot colleague that she loved watching porn while doing a deep squat. I also got slapped on the arm for insinuating that a client was masturbating, I might have used a euphemism, I might have enjoyed the slap

deep squat???? what does that mean?

 

[Jaws82]

based on porn and the little bit of other nipples I have seen in my day I owuld say mine are average and pinkish. I think. more reasearch is needed (and more wine.... I'm feeling good)

for science!

 

[DirkPitt06]

Hell yeah for feeling good on a Friday night

 

[ShaneoD]

ohhhhhh sorry to rain o nthe fun--- your girl has itty bitty ones and never needs a bra

With that mind I have a funny feeling you can communicate your erotic energy without needing pornstar sized breasts, we both know I've read a lot of your stories

 

[30bandits]

based on porn and the little bit of other nipples I have seen in my day I owuld say mine are average and pinkish. I think. more reasearch is needed (and more wine.... I'm feeling good)

you could always PM me a photo of them.....for research sake.

 

[ShaneoD]

deep squat???? what does that mean?

The kind you'd do if you were talking to someone who's in bed and you weren't sleeping in a bed, she may have been getting something out of it

 

[Soma99]

what is one question you would want to ask a hooker before "making the hire"?

 

[ShaneoD]

what is one question you would want to ask a hooker before "making the hire"?

Am I the first of the night?

 

[Soma99]

Am I the first of the night?

they are going to tell you that you are the first ever

 

[ShaneoD]

they are going to tell you that you are the first ever

I'll admit I just wanted to answer but didn't have a clue, I guess if I'm paying I'd ask how much attention she pays to the balls during a blowjob

 

[Jaws82]

what is one question you would want to ask a hooker before "making the hire"?

do i tap or swipe??

 

[Soma99]

do i tap or swipe??

I thought I knew where you were going with the tap part but not the swipe part.

 

[Jaws82]

I thought I knew where you were going with the tap part but not the swipe part.

i am a fan of the plot twist

 

[30bandits]

what is one question you would want to ask a hooker before "making the hire"?

you're 100% woman right ?

 

[Soma99]

you're 100% woman right ?

oh come on- your this far down the rabbit hole- you don't want to know the answer to that!!!!!!

being able to lie to yourself is an under rated skill

 

[30bandits]

oh come on- your this far down the rabbit hole- you don't want to know the answer to that!!!!!!

being able to lie to yourself is an under rated skill

ok, how much for a bj ?

 

[Soma99]

ok, how much for a bj ?

$114