Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

You can always count on my chin to store extra kernels and butter

Ooo steamy

I also like when the…butter…runs down my chin

Yes I’m still talking about corn!! Pervs

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’re fucken true blue Indie

There may be hope yet!

I want to be like Oprah.

YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I thought chivalry was all about ladies first?

Just this one time... you first.

 

[MrsPassion]

I want to be like Oprah.

YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG!

Better than the gawddamn powerball

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Better than the gawddamn powerball

Are you high?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just this one time

What? This is like the fifth time!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Are you high?

A distinct possibility.

Powerball winnings can buy MANY butt plugs.

 

[MrsPassion]

Are you high?

Not yet!!

And my priorities are solid on this one…I think…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What? This is like the fifth time!

https://media.tenor.com/vzPGjK4ztbYAAAAC/little-girl-kid.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Not yet!!

And my priorities are solid on this one…I think…

I'll trade you the powerball for the butt plug and we'll both be winners!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

A distinct possibility.

Powerball winnings can buy MANY butt plugs.

Here's the voice of reason.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I want to be like Oprah.

YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG! YOU GET A BUTT PLUG!

I just snorted

 

[MrsPassion]

I'll trade you the powerball for the butt plug and we'll both be winners!

Deal!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A distinct possibility.

Powerball winnings can buy MANY butt plugs.

You’re just wise. You know??

 

[MrsPassion]

Here's the voice of reason.

I believe it was Saint Puff Daddy who said “Mo’ money…mo’ problems”

I took that as the gospel truth
You take the money, I’ll take the stuffing

 

[HeavyBalls]

You’re just wise. You know??

A wise ass, yes.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A wise ass, yes.

Still… imagine how many more butt plugs can be bought cuz you don’t have to pay taxes?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I believe it was Saint Puff Daddy who said “Mo’ money…mo’ problems”

I took that as the gospel truth
You take the money, I’ll take the stuffing

Trust me, baby. I'll be getting stuffed too.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Still… imagine how many more butt plugs can be bought cuz you don’t have to pay taxes?

Think of all the butts we can stuff!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Trust me, baby. I'll be getting stuffed too.

Right. I will buy stuff…..

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Think of all the butts we can stuff!

It will be like buttplugs across America

 

[HeavyBalls]

Still… imagine how many more butt plugs can be bought cuz you don’t have to pay taxes?

Yes as a Canadian, they can tax my yankee lottery winnings but I can get it all back if I fill out a few forms

 

[MrsPassion]

It will be like buttplugs across America

I just spit my drink

Just thinking of everybody lined up and bent over

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just spit my drink

Just thinking of everybody lined up and bent over

It's like a better version of human centipede!

 

[MrsPassion]

It's like a better version of human centipede!

People will do just about anything for charity