Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

It’s making me convulse with laughter.
You dirty stalk of corn. You let them eat you right off the cob don’t you?

I love it when you talk grainy to me
https://media1.giphy.com/media/qEftLxFbKnt1TGvYK9/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d75fdgdydg3ujvfjwyj4snuz12ae9shyv3s5ijfq9i&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Oh baby
https://media.tenor.com/MiFR27rYxMIAAAAC/corn-popcorn.gif

 

[MrsPassion]

I just found this gem on Amazon for $18.39
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Brb…gotta go sign up to be an Amazon product tester

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m so disappointed I couldn’t find a “corn car” gif so I could say “Quick to the google!!” And have a corn car damn internets.

I know! It’s so disappointing when a gif has not been created to suit your own fucked up sense of humor. And for some reason if they aren’t giphy gifs they post as a link for me. And that 1) takes all the fun out of it and 2) limits your options terribly

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh baby
https://media.tenor.com/MiFR27rYxMIAAAAC/corn-popcorn.gif

This is the ultimate corn gif!!!!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

I know! It’s so disappointing when a gif has not been created to suit your own fucked up sense of humor. And for some reason if they aren’t giphy gifs they post as a link for me. And that 1) takes all the fun out of it and 2) limits your options terribly

We should strike! No more Giphy until they accommodate our weirdly niche, hybrid of food based sexual humor

And add a corn car gif Gawddammit!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just found this gem on Amazon for $18.39
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[Deleted member 6568729]

Do you mean butt why?

 

[MrsPassion]

The gurls that know…know

You either husk or you don’t

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We should strike! No more Giphy until they accommodate our weirdly niche, hybrid and food based sexual humor

And add a corn car gif Gawddammit!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do you mean butt why?

I knew it was forgetting a T

 

[MrsPassion]

I love this…but did you cross the picket line and use Giphy?

This is why we can’t unionize

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Look what you started @MrsPassion

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I knew it was forgetting a T

Please make this happen.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Oh snap! I saw a cloud today that looked like a penis

Was it cocky like
@ culk pecker dudette kid , with all those jokes

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love this…but did you cross the picket line and use Giphy?

This is why we can’t unionize

You’re right. I had to use giphy to make my point. Goddammit

 

[MrsPassion]

Look what you started @MrsPassion

https://media4.giphy.com/media/13aYi63wZVeNpK/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7i7hfnrxiu6bz12alclky90zmaxhiox15d2xszfvl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please make this happen.

you first?

 

[MrsPassion]

You’re right. I had to use giphy to make my point. Goddammit

They have a monopoly on the market. It’s okay lol looks like we’ll have to use that toy that Indie found and take this one on the chin

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

you first?

A gentleman would try it first. To make sure it's safe. Yup.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Was it cocky like
@ culk pecker dudette kid , with all those jokes

Who dat?

Idk if it’s like him but the fact that I saw it and thought of (ahem) @deefalttwunnyfor and cocks says something about how we need to make a name that cock game

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

They have a monopoly on the market. It’s okay lol looks like we’ll have to use that toy that Indie found and take this one on the chin

Send me your address and I'll make sure it gets to you. Nebs too!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

They have a monopoly on the market. It’s okay lol looks like we’ll have to use that toy that Indie found and take this one on the chin

You can always count on my chin to store extra kernels and butter

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Send me your address and I'll make sure it gets to you. Nebs too!

You’re fucken true blue Indie

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A gentleman would try it first. To make sure it's safe. Yup.

I thought chivalry was all about ladies first?

 

[MrsPassion]

Send me your address and I'll make sure it gets to you. Nebs too!

There may be hope yet!