*whispers hotly*
too damn sexy I know.
It’s making me convulse with laughter.*whispers hotly*
Mmmm…gonna strip me down?
But I’m a dirty, dirty, corn so you gotta… idfk…wash me?
yeah…that’s it. You gotta wash me cause food borne illness from produce is caused by improper washing.
Is this doing anything for you?
I can’t really understand what your saying. Something about owl city and dissing Bryan Adams. You better check yourself
Guilty as charged.
Ugh sorry my mic is weird sometimes. But yeah I heard 90s Bryan Adams at the grocery store. I was basically just like "Ugh"I can’t really understand what your saying. Something about owl city and dissing Bryan Adams. You better check yourself
Mmmm baby let me pop your kernelsGuilty as charged.
You know what I always say:
“Pick me up, rip off my outer layers, and put me in your mouth”
90s Bryan Adams is the only Bryan Adams there is
His 80s stuff I prefer. Cuts Like a Knife and that song he did with Tina Turner.
Bwahahaha pure madness!I'm thinking what the hell did I walk into when saying good evening in shenanigans.
Oh no, that was my actual penis.
I wanted to but I was road raging at the same time and I need both hands on the wheel. But for a minute I was like “penis!”Did you take a picture of it?
it looks like you shucked yourself
Add this to the list of things that shouldn't turn me on but does.
Name 'em
That was really corny .Premature eshuckulation is a very common problem!!
No shame- that cob is sexxxxxy
Must've been a beautiful cloud
It was a real thunderhead
I’m so disappointed I couldn’t find a “corn car” gif
so I could say “Quick to the google!!” And have a corn car 
damn internets.I just found this gem on Amazon for $18.39It definitely should tho. It’s ribbed for your pleasure
