Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Its upsetting to me how fast you forget our friendship when no one is sending you boobs for it anymore. Its like those beautiful 48 hours when we were best friends meant nothing to you.

Well this is embarrassing……..ummm, didn’t you have me offed one time when I was gone?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well this is embarrassing……..ummm, didn’t you have me offed one time when I was gone?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hi babes. I got caught up trying to figure out if im a show-er or a grow-er... but im here now! Nice to know someone missed me.

I totally did. Love me baby!

So, uh...which are you?

 

[PandemicReader8]

Well this is embarrassing……..ummm, didn’t you have me offed one time when I was gone?

Wait. @OrdinaryPerson , has that "limited service agreement" been withdrawn?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I totally did. Love me baby!

So, uh...which are you?

Both. Wanna try it out?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Both. Wanna try it out?

Well maybe I do and yes of course I do

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well this is embarrassing……..ummm, didn’t you have me offed one time when I was gone?

That was never proven in a court of law.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That was never proven in a court of law.

Instead of a gavel, a spoon is used, in this court.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi babes. I got caught up trying to figure out if im a show-er or a grow-er... but im here now! Nice to know someone missed me.



Its upsetting to me how fast you forget our friendship when no one is sending you boobs for it anymore. Its like those beautiful 48 hours when we were best friends meant nothing to you.

And? Do you show or grow?

 

[LupineOne]

Oh, my. I don’t drink much caffeine, so I’d be up at least half the night.
In my case, the crash takes way too long to arrive!

I pounded it, and then about a quart of water the rest of my shift.
I was the Energizer Bunny on speed, and then crashed an hour after I got home.
Perfect timing

 

[Bry1313]

That was never proven in a court of law.

That’s because it was an international crime and Interpol wouldn’t step in

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s because it was an international crime and Interpol wouldn’t step in

No idea what you're talking about. I just remember us rescuing you from a ditch and dragging you back here.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

ummm, @OrdinaryPerson ????


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Who dat?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who dat?

Spending too much time with Cratos?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Spending too much time with Cratos?

I don't know who that is either

 

[Bry1313]

I don't know who that is either

He’s new, but very popular

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't know who that is either

He’s good at memes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don't know who that is either

He’s the God of War! No wait, that’s Kratos

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-adb8a328c66a7d0fb11356fc158e791f

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://hugelolcdn.com/i/672251.jpg

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://hugelolcdn.com/i/672251.jpg

What is that thing on the ground?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What is that thing on the ground?

looks like a golfer

 

[Bry1313]

looks like a golfer

I’m cheering for the cobra death chicken

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m cheering for the cobra death chicken

Of course you would be

 

[Bry1313]

Of course you would be

I am comfortable with my choice

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m cheering for the cobra death chicken

@Mr_bogey is disappointed in you