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I could send him my boobs.i see we’ve progressed to the pity party portion of your illness. Ring us when we’ve arrived at the you share nakedness part?![]()
I think that would be exceedingly kind of you. I’m sure he will appreciate the thoughtfulnessI could send him my boobs.
I could send you mine.I think that would be exceedingly kind of you. I’m sure he will appreciate the thoughtfulness![]()
also got the Vid shot and flu shot yesterday, I feel great
I hate you so much.
I’m a bit envious. Can you forward your medical records for the last three years so I can determine if I need to increase or decrease from “a bit”?also got the Vid shot and flu shot yesterday, I feel great
Always increase, always.I’m a bit envious. Can you forward your medical records for the last three years so I can determine if I need to increase or decrease from “a bit”?![]()
I need my sex site envy to be based in facts!Always increase, always.
Fact: Boobs are AWESOME!I need my sex site envy to be based in facts!
On the one hand, my boss coming in to help out this afternoon and bringing me a decaf tall caramel latte from Starbucks was awesome.
On the other hand, I realized far too late it wasn’t decaf.
This could get interesting![]()
But then there’s the dreaded crashOr like Rodger Rabbit taking a shot![]()
Oh, my. I don’t drink much caffeine, so I’d be up at least half the night.On the one hand, my boss coming in to help out this afternoon and bringing me a decaf tall caramel latte from Starbucks was awesome.
On the other hand, I realized far too late it wasn’t decaf.
This could get interesting![]()
In my case, the crash takes way too long to arrive!But then there’s the dreaded crash
Caffeine/no caffeine- I’m still the wolf on the bench. Always ready to lay downOh, my. I don’t drink much caffeine, so I’d be up at least half the night.
In my case, the crash takes way too long to arrive!
Never. I may be horizontal but I will be awake.You cannot crash before gametime tonight. Please don't!
I’m in trouble thenI need my sex site envy to be based in facts!
She would love it. And encourage us to play with her sportsballs. I fucking miss Justa. I know she told me never to worry but I might start posting missing postersThere’s a game tonight? I’m not exaggerating even a little when I say I have zero idea what you’re talking about. I couldn’t even guess the sport
I feel like @Justadesperatewifeandmom would appreciate this![]()
I, am an incredible influenceYay, technically I will be horizontal too.
Only you can get me to admit such things.
I’m hoetry and you’re a limmerdickI think I'm part coffee.
I'm a hot dog and you're the bun.I’m hoetry and you’re a limmerdick