Do I look like the murdering type to you?Pretty sure @Bry1313 doesn't want that option, and why do i feel like you would kill me if you sent my husband. Can't steal @OrdinaryPerson line
Back to folding and doing dishes I go after this eye exam.
Your posts never disappointI came so hard the other day I was afraid for a second that I jizzed out a kidney.
Hey everybody
Aaaaand you win Shenanigans today!I came so hard the other day I was afraid for a second that I jizzed out a kidney.
Hey everybody
Aw shucksYour posts never disappoint
You could murder a dick, I think. Like say for example mine. #smoothAF #romantic #hoetry
I love how you make a grand entrance.I came so hard the other day I was afraid for a second that I jizzed out a kidney.
Hey everybody
You are the nice one!
I'm guessing you don't mean Lorena Bobbitt style?Aw shucks
You could murder a dick, I think. Like say for example mine. #smoothAF #romantic #hoetry
Let me check my schedule. How about....all day today?
Oh noooooooo I do not mean like that. I mean like trying to strangle it with your mouth or veyanya.
I will fold laundry, can even fold a fitted sheet.
Stands in door way with eyes closed and name tags in hand.
See, that's the thing. Since I don't fold my towels... anyone doing them is doing it correctly.
Please say this in an audio.I mean like trying to strangle it with your mouth or veyanya.
Or "Hi, I'm Cratos. I'm new here"
I'm #1, right?
Wouldn't have it any other way. But since I am just handing them off with my eyes closed,
. You bunnies will just have to work that out.
Why is this the first time i ever heard your voice ???
Hi babe
Does just throwing the towel on the floor count as a low standard?
And so it begins
I'm not a monster. At least throw it in a basket.
