Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ask your hubby if he will do  me it on top of the washing machine

Classy. Real classy.

 

[Bry1313]

Wait... hold up... you... have... a... dick???

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[Deleted member 6568729]

If Lit itself isn’t ready, isn’t that the perfect reason to do it?

Have you seen his shower, though? I'm sure it's enough to convert a straight man.

 

[LupineOne]

Classy. Real classy.

Laundry apparently gets her going

 

[LupineOne]

Have you seen his shower, though? I'm sure it's enough to convert a straight man.

I haven’t, no

 

[crazychemgirl]

The large dick can’t be ignored. You are right

Especially as it’s entering you on the reg

 

[Bry1313]

Especially as it’s entering you on the reg

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn’t mean “you” as in “you”

 

[Bry1313]

I didn’t mean “you” as in “you”

How silly of me to read “you” as “you”.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Ask your hubby if he will do  me it on top of the washing machine

Just put it in spin cycle and spare a man

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I didn’t mean “you” as in “you”

How silly of me to read “you” as “you”.

This made me laugh way too hard.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I haven’t, no

@Lmizzler ! We need you!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Laundry apparently gets her going

Anyone doing chores so I don't have to do them gets me going.

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone doing chores so I don't have to do them gets me going.

Let me do those dishes for you. Need any put away?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone doing chores so I don't have to do them gets me going.

This! So much this.

But only if they are done correctly. If you’re gonna do my laundry … you better not be putting everything in the dryer

 

[Bry1313]

This! So much this.

But only if they are done correctly. If you’re gonna do my laundry … you better not be putting everything in the dryer

This you?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Let me do those dishes for you. Need any put away?

Mmhmm. Let's get dirty dishes. Then clean dishes. Then dirty dishes again.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

This! So much this.

But only if they are done correctly. If you’re gonna do my laundry … you better not be putting everything in the dryer

I'm not the picky! Lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm not the picky! Lol.

I am.

Also … don’t do half a job. If you’re gonna clean up the dinner mess, do it all! Don’t just leave dishes in the sink

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I need a day off of doing chores
Why did I think someone working like 24/7 was a good idea.
I need a vacation like now.

Apparently we need to hook you up with @Bry1313 and my husband.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Folding can fuck right off.

I guess I just burst your bubble (of a total stranger).

You don’t fold your laundry?


Me either!

*high five*

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

after this eye exam.

And now. Does it look bigger, or smaller?

Isn’t that how eye exams go?

 

[LupineOne]

I need a day off of doing chores
Why did I think someone working like 24/7 was a good idea.
I need a vacation like now.

You and everyone else have seen my hours and what happens by the end of my week.
How did you think that was a good idea to start with??

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I came so hard the other day I was afraid for a second that I jizzed out a kidney.

Hey everybody

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Folding can fuck right off.

I guess I just burst your bubble (of a total stranger).

Hmm. I don't fold either. We might need to outsource laundry if we're going to make this work.