What is your dick or pussy thinking?

[Codeman93]

Round 2

 

[jackburns]

That I would love to see more of the woman wearing the green leggings who came into the shop today.

 

[Ingenue844]

Maybe I’m getting too old to go so rough
Ouch

 

[jackburns]

Maybe I’m getting too old to go so rough
Ouch

Maybe a safe word is needed? ha

 

[Ingenue844]

Maybe a safe word is needed? ha

Probably wouldn’t help. He never listens anyway.

 

[jackburns]

Probably wouldn’t help. He never listens anyway.

But is he a good listener? ha.

 

[Taegul]

I should direct traffic at busy intersections and sporting events.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Shhhh! I think she is napping.

 

[Taegul]

How the fuck do I get all this clown makeup off? This wig is dope though

 

[Taegul]

My dick is thinking...If this thread is down to page 31, maybe no one cares what I think.

**Just adding that although a funny gif sounded like a good idea after this post, I will never image search "sad penis". again.**

Lesson learned.

 

[Trubbycat]

My dick is thinking he can’t breathe with all the cobwebs on him.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Do I sink or float in water

 

[StillRain]

13 sleeps

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I deserve more than just having something stuck in me

 

[Handydan]

I deserve more than just having something stuck in me

Dude. Go make AnnyMouse28 so wet she'll beg for me to be stuck in her.

 

[Wonderer67]

I think I may have been talking with my dick when I told the waitress tonight she was insanely beautiful.

My wife is pretty ok with that kind of stuff.

 

[Mtnmike]

When Will I be Loved

 

[MindYaBitness]

We're not speaking, she's a bit of a drama queen at the moment

 

[Taegul]

We're not speaking, she's a bit of a drama queen at the moment

Need someone diplomatic to act as an intermediary? I might know someone.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Need someone diplomatic to act as an intermediary? I might know someone.

I feel like this is going to be your next meme

 

[Taegul]

I feel like this is going to be your next meme

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWVna201N3l5aGw5cXplemphNWY1eDA0ZWtjcHlxMjN2bnF5djMyeiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o85xBftCN08u19Rpm/giphy.gif

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Dude. Go make AnnyMouse28 so wet she'll beg for me to be stuck in her.

Yes. She needs to be kissed, touched, caressed, have her clit played with.

 

[Paul_Chance]

"Thanks for giving me the night off boss."

 

[SherlockianMan]

"Shower me with kisses!"

 

[Jeb56]

About a certain horny Lit lady.