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[Michael682]

I wander around aimlessly like a lost hooker, and when I run into a post I like, I look at the person’s profile and talk myself out of messaging.

You never know - that message from you might make someone’s day.

 

[boxmaker]

i think about my elderly mother in law a lot

 

[MedicalMuse]

You never know - that message from you might make someone’s day.

Probably not.
OK, so I get out of my own Way occasionally, just not very often

 

[Michael682]

Probably not.
OK, so I get out of my own Way occasionally, just not very often

Sounds like you need your own inner Siri to direct you. “In one minute, Turn right on SendTheMessage Way”. “Recalculating. Make a uturn at the next light and then make a left at SendTheMessage Way”

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sounds like you need your own inner Siri to direct you. “In one minute, Turn right on SendTheMessage Way”. “Recalculating. Make a uturn at the next light and then make a left at SendTheMessage Way”

Maybe so

 

[snexxer]

I wander around aimlessly like a lost hooker, and when I run into a post I like, I look at the person’s profile and talk myself out of messaging.

Aww i wonder how many messages I wouldn't have got. Lol probably still zero.

 

[Michael682]

Aww i wonder how many messages I wouldn't have got. Lol probably still zero.

Had that same thought.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Aww i wonder how many messages I wouldn't have got. Lol probably still zero.

I don’t send a whole Lotta messages. I used to. But I think I got tired of always initiating. It feels a little too much like home.

 

[snexxer]

I don’t send a whole Lotta messages. I used to. But I think I got tired of always initiating. It feels a little too much like home.

Ahem. Inbox....

 

[snexxer]

My confession is, I can be a cheeky sarcastic bastard at times.

 

[zach20092]

I don’t send a whole Lotta messages. I used to. But I think I got tired of always initiating. It feels a little too much like home.

I recall some nice conversations

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ahem. Inbox....

I replied!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I recall some nice conversations

Mmhm. I have a lot of nice conversations.

Some are weird though. Or they get weird.

 

[Michael682]

Mmhm. I have a lot of nice conversations.

Some are weird though. Or they get weird.

Weird can be nice.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Weird can be nice.

Don’t ask for pics of my butthole. That’s just a little too weird

 

[snexxer]

Don’t ask for pics of my butthole. That’s just a little too weird

Perineum?

 

[Michael682]

Don’t ask for pics of my butthole. That’s just a little too weird

Yeah ok definitely too weird.

 

[caitiff1969]

I have a little crush on my 1/2 sister and step sister.

That being said, I didn't meet them until after I turned 50. I was adopted and after my adopted father passed from cancer, my wife found the maternal side of my biological family. We all met at a family gathering in 2019

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I am part whore and part preacher. I let the whore out in private and don’t preach in public. Now the reveal-
I am drawn to strong, plus sized women who know how to get what they want, and I am drawn to small slender men who want you to take it from them.
It’s a weird paradox.

 

[PandemicReader8]

I made a point of going to a different WaWa - drove out of my way - this time around.

 

[base10]

Don’t ask for pics of my butthole. That’s just a little too weird

Sometimes it's hard to keep straight who thinks it's too weird, and who welcomes the request, lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

Sometimes it's hard to keep straight who thinks it's too weird, and who welcomes the request, lol

That’s because you’ve been hanging out with the shenanigans

I’ll just say you should never start off a conversation by asking to see a butt hole. That takes time you gotta work into it

 

[base10]

That’s because you’ve been hanging out with the shenanigans

I’ll just say you should never start off a conversation my asking to see your butt hole. That takes time you gotta work into it

It's not exactly an ice breaker

 

[muddler35]

That’s because you’ve been hanging out with the shenanigans

I’ll just say you should never start off a conversation by asking to see a butt hole. That takes time you gotta work into it

I confess that I’ve known Musey for 2 years (?) I absolutely adore her, but have no interest in seeing her butt hole. Is that really a thing these days?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I confess that I’ve known Musey for 2 years (?) I absolutely adore her, but have no interest in seeing her butt hole. Is that really a thing these days?

Thank you very much
I love you too Mud, and I don’t want to see your butthole either.