Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

Favourite season of the year?

 

[MargotPayge]

Tongs obviously... for nipple play. Duh!

I'm sorry. I don't get this at all, but it strikes me as hilarious anyway.

Favourite season of the year?

Baseball season, especially if it opens with a doubleheader.

Who builds the roads?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I'm sorry. I don't get this at all, but it strikes me as hilarious anyway.

Baseball season, especially if it opens with a doubleheader.

Who builds the roads?

I don't get it either. Was I high?

People who like road head build the roads.

How high is heaven?

 

[MargotPayge]

How high is heaven?

About the distance from the ground to my pussy.

What would your father say?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

About the distance from the ground to my pussy.

What would your father say?

He'd say let me show you have a real man taps that ass!

What's El Nino?

 

[AlinaX]

Well, let's just say I need to change the sheets after.

What is a magic wand?

 

[Treeview]

Hitachi's best selling home appliance.

How many worn out Magic Wands are in YOUR house?

 

[MargotPayge]

Hitachi's best selling home appliance.

How many worn out Magic Wands are in YOUR house?

Are we counting all the ones my fairy godmother left lying around?


Is it fair to answer a question with another question?

 

[Bamagan]

Are we counting all the ones my fairy godmother left lying around?


Is it fair to answer a question with another question?

Sure, that's like 69, but interrogative!

Who mourns for Adonis?

 

[MargotPayge]

Sure, that's like 69, but interrogative!

Who mourns for Adonis?

Dammit Jim, How should I know, I'm a smut writer, not a mortician.

How many stars have you visited?

 

[Bamagan]

Dammit Jim, How should I know, I'm a smut writer, not a mortician.

How many stars have you visited?

If we're counting, er, 'starfish'... a buttload of them!

What's your favorite sea creature?

 

[MargotPayge]

If we're counting, er, 'starfish'... a buttload of them!

What's your favorite sea creature?

The slippery dick wrasse, of course. A wrasse really should have a slippery dick, after all.

How can I decide which shoes to wear?

 

[Litswade]

either the fuck me heels or the one required to fuck you on the hills

What can I make with an apple and two oranges?

 

[AlinaX]

Fruit salad, of course, but I like it with cream.

Is it still possible to spend a penny?

 

[Bamagan]

Fruit salad, of course, but I like it with cream.

Is it still possible to spend a penny?

Yes, if you don't mind overpaying for someone's thoughts.

Was that even dirty, though?

 

[AlinaX]

Depends on whether you want to make a joke about spending a penny being about using the public loo for whatever, e.g., having a pee and sucking a cock while you sit... which I think would be very dirty.

No?

 

[MargotPayge]

Depends on whether you want to make a joke about spending a penny being about using the public loo for whatever, e.g., having a pee and sucking a cock while you sit... which I think would be very dirty.

No?

Oh, yes. Yes. YES! Oh, uh, oh uh, uh, uh

Did that make sense?

 

[AlinaX]

I'd answer but my mouth is busy.

What's sweeter than a kiss?

 

[MargotPayge]

What's sweeter than a kiss?

Aw, it's a cute little rabbit...vibrator.

What would Michael Scott do?

 

[Winter_Fare]

Aw, it's a cute little rabbit...vibrator.

What would Michael Scott do?

Get his ass burned jerking off after hours while sitting on the copier.

How do you put on a duvet cover?

 

[Bamagan]

Get his ass burned jerking off after hours while sitting on the copier.

How do you put on a duvet cover?

Well it needs an insert, so you just kind of wiggle your way in as best you can, probably best to pump back and forth a bit.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it just stand back up and pretend nothing's wrong?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well it needs an insert, so you just kind of wiggle your way in as best you can, probably best to pump back and forth a bit.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it just stand back up and pretend nothing's wrong?

This is a question Bishop Berkely grappled with constantly, though he was never able to get his hands on it well enough to arrive at a climax in his enquiry.

Why did the Church allow free organum?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Why did the Church allow free organum?

They realised monks needed some excitement in their lives, and if they couldn't get it amongst their brethren, they'd look elsewhere.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[AlinaX]

Is this about that thread with the penis?

Anyway, what makes a man?

 

[MargotPayge]

Is this about that thread with the penis?

Anyway, what makes a man?

I do. I make him squirm, I make him beg, I make him lick...

What is so great about Harry Potter?