Litswade
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Mostly, everyone has a wand to put it in their holes
What do you like about the colour pink?
Filthy answers to innocent questions.
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What do you like about the colour pink?
Rustyoznail
Aussie smartarse
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Does it matter when your legs are behind your ears?
What's the best method to tenderise a steak?
Tio_Narratore
Studies
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Give her flowers and compliments before you try to eat her.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Where have all the flowers gone?
MargotPayge
Dreamer of Dreams
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We never got around to planting them last spring (Too busy getting plowed myself.)
When does autumn begin?
onehitwanda
Venatrix Lacrimosal
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MargotPayge
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Of course, dear. Use your, ahem... intuition.
Who here likes indie films?
Tio_Narratore
Studies
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Autumn begins as soon as she gets her date into the house, usually by slowly helping his or her or their clothes fall gently from their limbs and trunks.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
(Sorry I was late, but I do like my response; mind if I leave it up?)
Tio_Narratore
Studies
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Well, speaking as an archaeologist, I must say I enjoyed all the Indy films, but only wish they had been more graphic about his relationships with those hot women.
Is this a rat?
MargotPayge
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Cream, as often as you'd like. And I wouldn't say no to a little sugar too.
What happened to Bambi and Thumper?
Micio_Lambire
Itsa me Micio!
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Last I saw him he was hiding in Lukas' closet.
Do you like scented candles?
Do you like scented candles?
MargotPayge
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Yes. Especially the ones that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's hoo hoo.
Don't you just love cute little furry animals?
Micio_Lambire
Itsa me Micio!
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MargotPayge
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If by "watching TV" you actually mean, "fucking on the couch with the TV on," then yes.
If a bracelet isn't the sweetest gift ever, what is?
Bamagan
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For metric countries, it's the beholder. If you're asking for the Imperial conversion, it's spelled behoulder and you multiply by 0.986 to get the metric result.
Why can't I keep my mouth shut?
NEOhio1972
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Well....the cock in it for one.....frankly, I'm not sure how you can even ask the question with a mouthful like that.....
Fe, fi, foe fum.....what's that smell??
MargotPayge
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The bedclothes after a night of passionate squirting orgasms.
Why won't my hair behave today?
NEOhio1972
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Certainly its all those mind blowing orgasms.....that and got a little crazy with the hair gel???....that's hair gel, right?
Whats that stain on your skirt?
Bamagan
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It's not a skirt, it's more of that misbehaving hair I was asking about.
What if tinnitus was caused by your pets trying to contact you telepathically?
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