Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Tio_Narratore]

Apt! A Corinthian column is a cock so big you end up hurting everywhere.

What's in the horse?

A line of men in Trojan protective wear.

What is "The Golden Ass?"

 

[Bamagan]

An infamous bar in Tijuana.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[AlinaX]

Not sure, but I'm sure the cowgirls are on top of the situation.

What is a wheelbarrow for?

 

[Oicu81b4]

Not sure, but I'm sure the cowgirls are on top of the situation.

What is a wheelbarrow for?

To get deep penetration, better to do on the soft floor incase her arms give out.

Whats for dinner?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What's for dinner?

(referencing another thread) Nothing that involves chopping up chilli's, followed by handiwork.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[Voboy]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Up your butt and around the corner.

What's the point of mayonnaise?

 

[Bamagan]

Up your butt and around the corner.

What's the point of mayonnaise?

To provide a plausible alternative explanation for milky slime being found in or on someone's food.

Can anyone give me a lift?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No, but I can recommend a good bra fitter.

Are we there yet?

 

[MargotPayge]

No, but I can recommend a good bra fitter.

Are we there yet?

Let me get there first, then I'll take care of you.

Why, are there so few innocent questions?

 

[AlinaX]

I do love the flutter of your eyelashes.

What is coquetry?

 

[MargotPayge]

I do love the flutter of your eyelashes.

What is coquetry?

More than a fluttering of eyelashes, less than a finger on my clit.

Where is your finger?

 

[AlinaX]

In my mouth. Mmm.

Who is Madonna?

 

[MargotPayge]

Who is Madonna?

She's the girl between my thighs, feeling like a virgin.

When did we start?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She's the girl between my thighs, feeling like a virgin.

When did we start?

I think it was when I first saw your cleavage and you stared at my bulge.

How does it end?

 

[MargotPayge]

How does it end?

With your cum in my mouth.

Who is the Prime Minister?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

With your cum in my mouth.

Who is the Prime Minister?

He's the official who first administers cum on a novitiate's tongue.

Are you familiar with the free organum?

 

[MargotPayge]

Are you familiar with the free organum?

Orlando de Lassus paid me to lick his organum, does that count?

What is a l'homme arme mass?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Orlando de Lassus paid me to lick his organum, does that count?

What is a l'homme arme mass?

A traditional French religious ceremony in which the young women of a village are brought into the church for the pleasure of the troops (the "man at arms/l'homme armé").

Why is it called 'lunch'?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Why is it called 'lunch'?

It's a combination of 'lick' and 'munch'.

Can I get to San Jose by rail?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's a combination of 'lick' and 'munch'.

Can I get to San Jose by rail?

Possibly, but let me tell you, Josée is easy to rail.

Is it legal to turn right on red?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Possibly, but let me tell you, Josée is easy to rail.

Is it legal to turn right on red?

I hope so because delight always makes me turn red.

Would you like cream with your coffee?

 

[AlinaX]

I certainly like coffee with my cream.

What is a walnut?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I certainly like coffee with my cream.

What is a walnut?

An edible treat about the size of a testicle.

What's your favorite flavor of pie?

 

[Bamagan]

An edible treat about the size of a testicle.

What's your favorite flavor of pie?

Fur.

What's the best way to cook a goose?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fur.

What's the best way to cook a goose?

Take her on a romantic date at the restaurant her husband manages.

Which wood should you use to tee off at a par 4 hole?