Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[MargotPayge]

What's the forecast for tomorrow?

Let's just say, I'll be dripping wet!

Why is Cycladic art so fascinating?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Stop trying to make fetch happen! He'll come when he's ready!

What's the filling in a Twinkie?

You should see the Twinkie assembly line.......rows or hard guys jacking off and trying to keep up with the line!!

Can I have extra sauce on that?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Let's just say, I'll be dripping wet!

Why is Cycladic art so fascinating?

It demonstrates that you can boil the female form down to two tits, a cunt … and a nose.

Who made the Venus of Willendorf?

 

[MargotPayge]

Who made the Venus of Willendorf?

A secret community of prehistoric "chubby chasers." It was the paleolithic incarnation of pornhub.

Why was the Internet created?

 

[Altissimus]

Why was the Internet created?

Solely for the purpose of being able to google naked images of any good looking actress.

Why should I upgrade to Windows 11?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Why was the Internet created?

Signs point to porn and cats. In a nutshell--pussy.

Why should I upgrade to Windows 11?

It's always fun to be fucked in a new way.

How should I deal with spam?

 

[lanceGibs]

A secret community of prehistoric "chubby chasers." It was the paleolithic incarnation of pornhub.

Why was the Internet created?

To provide horny pre and post menopausal women and their male admirers a place to share reveiling pics and maybe orgasm together.

Do you know of any other uses of the internet?

 

[MargotPayge]

Signs point to porn and cats. In a nutshell--pussy.


It's always fun to be fucked in a new way.

How should I deal with spam?

Send it to the depths of hell's fiery inferno and let it be damned for all time. (Wow. that escalated quickly!)


What are you going to be for Halloween?


[As a side note, if you post and see you were not the first reply, be cool and defer to the first poster's question. We will make that rule. See how @BrightShinyGirl handled it.]

 

[FlyingThruLife]

(super dangerous question to answer because kids are around, but please realize that I am going to an adult-only party.)

Trench coat flasher.

What is your favorite type of car to drive?

 

[Rustyoznail]

What is your favorite type of car to drive?

My wife and I both prefer cars with stick shifts, but her reason is way different to mine.

What football team do you follow?

 

[MargotPayge]

My wife and I both prefer cars with stick shifts, but her reason is way different to mine.

What football team do you follow?

They actually follow me!


What's the difference between prolific and prosaic?

 

[Winter_Fare]

Pills can help with the second one.

What is futility?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Trying to break free of the bonds I have tied you in.

Why do the bugs have to come and eat all the lettuce in my backyard?

 

[Bamagan]

Trying to break free of the bonds I have tied you in.

Why do the bugs have to come and eat all the lettuce in my backyard?

Because they're easily confused, and the sign on the fence does say, "Free head."

Does something wicked this way come?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Does something wicked this way come?

I see you've noticed my wife. And she pronounces it "cum".

How do you know when a melon is ripe?

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Melons are obviously ripe when you squeeze them and you get a moan in response.

What is the best way to start a fire?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Melons are obviously ripe when you squeeze them and you get a moan in response.

What is the best way to start a fire?

Rub two Senior Boy Scouts together.

What should you pack in a carry-on bag?

 

[AlinaX]

I usually pack Mile High Club stickers to hand out.

Why are cats said to have nine lives?

 

[NEOhio1972]

I usually pack Mile High Club stickers to hand out.

Why are cats said to have nine lives?

Why would you ever fuck with one??? Nine times the fun

How high is this plane gping?

 

[AlinaX]

High enough to put the cum in cumulonimbus.

What is the silver lining?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

High enough to put the cum in cumulonimbus.

What is the silver lining?

angel cum

How can I avoid getting struck by lightning?

 

[AlinaX]

Fuck a conductor.

What is copper?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fuck a conductor.

What is copper?

It's Cockney. A shortened form of "cop a feel of 'er tits."

What is a Corinthian column?

 

[Bamagan]

Fuck a conductor.

What is copper?

It's a noun, referring to a professional titty inspector, especially those who use traditional manual inspection methods.

Where does it hurt?

Edit:
https://media.tenor.com/6S7tE-cNWjwAAAAM/curses-foiled-again.gif

 

[AlinaX]

Apt! A Corinthian column is a cock so big you end up hurting everywhere.

What's in the horse?