Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[Azuldrgon]

Sure is. Filling up a car unsupervised in Oregon

Awesome!!!

Oregon is a pretty state also.

 

[Dribble]

Sure is. Filling up a car unsupervised in Oregon

I got my PhD in Newport. I will return there to die. There is no place better than Oregon

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I got my PhD in Newport. I will return there to die. There is no place better than Oregon

I got mine in Corvallis. Small world.

 

[Dribble]

I got mine in Corvallis. Small world.

Same University. I just transferred in with all my classes so I just focused on research...lol...still only took me 10 years

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We have a clean laundry couch. I will do all the sorting, washing and drying but someone else has got to fold that shit. Why do you think I had 3 kids.

I hate putting it away too. Seems pointless when I’m just going to take it right back out again. So generally the chaise in my bedroom is full of bras and thongs.

Replace neighbors with kids…

Oh dear god. Does he wear a leash when he does it?

That could be hot

Nope, nope, nope! I want no part of this

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nope, nope, nope! I want no part of this

Too late. If I’m in this, I’m taking you with me.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Too late. If I’m in this, I’m taking you with me.

So here’s where I admit the uncomfortable truth that my libido is a bit sexist. I’m not interested in a guy on a leash, but I’m not opposed to a hot woman on a leash

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So here’s where I admit the uncomfortable truth that my libido is a bit sexist. I’m not interested in a guy on a leash, but I’m not opposed to a hot woman on a leash

*gulps*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I got mine in Corvallis. Small world.

Yes, yes. We all have PhDs and we all got them in Oregon. They just give them out like candy at Halloween.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So here’s where I admit the uncomfortable truth that my libido is a bit sexist. I’m not interested in a guy on a leash, but I’m not opposed to a hot woman on a leash

Samesies.

 

[Dribble]

Yes, yes. We all have PhDs and we all got them in Oregon. They just give them out like candy at Halloween.

Don't be a halter. We can't always talk about pony play.

 

[Dribble]

So here’s where I admit the uncomfortable truth that my libido is a bit sexist. I’m not interested in a guy on a leash, but I’m not opposed to a hot woman on a leash

I can actually see Indie adapting well to this idea

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I can actually see Indie adapting well to this idea

You are not wrong.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't be a halter. We can't always talk about pony play.

I take it your PhD wasn’t in veterinary medicine?

 

[MindYaBitness]

FYI, Oregon is now half and half for full and self serve.

I forgot they'd done that

 

[Azuldrgon]

I forgot they'd done that

My daughter lives down there now and she was so happy because she was so used to doing it herself.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My daughter lives down there now and she was so happy because she was so used to doing it herself.

I grew up in Portland, had to learn to pump my own when I left Oregon. I'm surprised I didn't cause a fire

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Same.
But then I want him to leave.

Omg this made me laugh out loud so hard .
Hey let me tell you. Even some of the guys that don’t fill your tank for you, need to put an egg in their shoe and beat it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ll share mine. Do you want your nails done too?

Finger nails please. I can do my toes but I can’t paint my left hand

 

[SadieAnne]

Omg this made me laugh out loud so hard .
Hey let me tell you. Even some of the guys that don’t fill your tank for you, need to put an egg in their shoe and beat it.

Ok first of all, I’m using that line from now on.
Second, sometimes I think I want a husband and then sometimes I think I’m not cut out for it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok first of all, I’m using that line from now on.
Second, sometimes I think I want a husband and then sometimes I think I’m not cut out for it.

I have a bf of 16 years. I will say he is good at feeding me because he understands my underachievements in the kitchen. But I require more care than that. And wayyyyy better sex

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Finger nails please. I can do my toes but I can’t paint my left hand

I can do my hands but my toes are so far away. And I’m chubby.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can do my hands but my toes are so far away. And I’m chubby.

I’m 5’7”! You have to bend your knees baby.
I can’t paint my left hand with my right. I can but it feels unnatural. And looks not so great

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m 5’7”! You have to bend your knees baby.
I can’t paint my left hand with my right. I can but it feels unnatural. And looks not so great

I do! But they’re still So. Far. Away.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m 5’7”! You have to bend your knees baby.
I can’t paint my left hand with my right. I can but it feels unnatural. And looks not so great

You just need a poppy, it'll make your left hand look 100% better