Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[MindYaBitness]

@Lord Pmann & @Mr_bogey have you guys forgotten the verdant splendor of Oregon? Not only will a smug hipster pump your gas for you, but you'll have the added bonus of ocean shores, real mountains, and legal weed (if that's your thing)

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Lord Pmann & @Mr_bogey have you guys forgotten the verdant splendor of Oregon? Not only will a smug hipster pump your gas for you, but you'll have the added bonus of ocean shores, real mountains, and legal weed (if that's your thing)

Sounds like New Jersey, minus the hipsters and the militia. I must confess, I have never been but it is on my bucket list. I want to see much of the state and plan to rent a convertible, drive to the coast and then drive down along the coastline to Big Sur. Now I know who to contact for recommendations.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My dear MrPmann, please don't besmirch your reputation with such silly mischaracterizations. It shows ignorance. While, like many states, NJ has some less desirable areas, the state has much beauty and some of the wealthiest communities in the nation. Don't believe the MTV representation of the Jersey Shore. Visit places like Spring Lake, Seagirt, Avalon and Beach Haven. I myself have never lived in NJ but I have visited often and I suggest you do the same before judging. Have some tomato pie, embrace the jersey corn and tomatoes and other fresh fruits and vegetables their soil produces. Don't fall victim to the "what exit" jokes from when you and I were in kindergarten. Show the wisdom you have gained through experience and enjoy your retirement. Embrace exploration and don't fall into the trap of being a bitter, old retiree. It will age you even quicker.

@Lily13 @JerseyJade @Girly_girl
Please educate your elder Mr. Pmann

Don’t expect @JerseyJade to come here and get all offended at me making some Jersey jokes.

My family does live in Jersey. And come to think of it, I would not trust any of those fuckers to pump gas either.

@Lord Pmann & @Mr_bogey have you guys forgotten the verdant splendor of Oregon?

I do not think anything about Oregon. They may keep their gas pumpers and dirty hippie feet.

drive to the coast and then drive down along the coastline to Big Sur.

Also what @Mr_bogey calls me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I do not think anything about Oregon. They may keep their gas pumpers and dirty hippie feet.

It may be filled with white dudes with dreads, dripping in patchuli, but it's nice to not have to get out of the car in winter & rain

 

[Lord Pmann]

It may be filled with white dudes with dreads, dripping in patchuli, but it's nice to not have to get out of the car in winter & rain

When I see a white man with dreads I just know he’s full of bad life choices. Except for this guy:

That dude is as feral as a barnyard rat, but he can play the hell out of the Weissenborn.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Putting gas in my car

Also this. I wait till the light comes on then ask my husband to fill it up for me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Also this. I wait till the light comes on then ask my husband to fill it up for me.

You’re a champion for women’s rights everywhere.

 

[MindYaBitness]

When I see a white man with dreads I just know he’s full of bad life choices. Except for this guy:

That dude is as feral as a barnyard rat, but he can play the hell out of the Weissenborn.

Excellent song/skill, but I can smell his all natural deodorant through the screen

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’re a champion for women’s rights everywhere.

He also paints my toe nails for me

 

[Lord Pmann]

He also paints my toe nails for me

Oh dear god. Does he wear a leash when he does it?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh dear god. Does he wear a leash when he does it?

That could be hot

 

[JerseyJade]

My dear MrPmann, please don't besmirch your reputation with such silly mischaracterizations. It shows ignorance. While, like many states, NJ has some less desirable areas, the state has much beauty and some of the wealthiest communities in the nation. Don't believe the MTV representation of the Jersey Shore. Visit places like Spring Lake, Seagirt, Avalon and Beach Haven. I myself have never lived in NJ but I have visited often and I suggest you do the same before judging. Have some tomato pie, embrace the jersey corn and tomatoes and other fresh fruits and vegetables their soil produces. Don't fall victim to the "what exit" jokes from when you and I were in kindergarten. Show the wisdom you have gained through experience and enjoy your retirement. Embrace exploration and don't fall into the trap of being a bitter, old retiree. It will age you even quicker.

@Lily13 @JerseyJade @Girly_girl
Please educate your elder Mr. Pmann

Don’t expect @JerseyJade to come here and get all offended at me making some Jersey jokes.

Just a friendly warning.

 

[fionafox313]

Also this. I wait till the light comes on then ask my husband to fill it up for me.

I'm hopping in mid-convo, hello everyone!

I have no husband, so I wait until the light comes on, then forget I need to get gas (even though the light is staring at me). The next day, I inevitably have to drive somewhere really important with little time to spare, and I just run that sucker alllllll the way down until that last bar has disappeared, and then I panic buy gas at the first place I drive by, which always winds up being the most expensive

But let it be known, I don't do this in winter!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don’t expect @JerseyJade to come here and get all offended at me making some Jersey jokes.

My family does live in Jersey. And come to think of it, I would not trust any of those fuckers to pump gas either.



I do not think anything about Oregon. They may keep their gas pumpers and dirty hippie feet.



Also what @Mr_bogey calls me.

Bogey is Martha Washington’s main squeeze!!!

 

[SadieAnne]

I'm hopping in mid-convo, hello everyone!

I have no husband, so I wait until the light comes on, then forget I need to get gas (even though the light is staring at me). The next day, I inevitably have to drive somewhere really important with little time to spare, and I just run that sucker alllllll the way down until that last bar has disappeared, and then I panic buy gas at the first place I drive by, which always winds up being the most expensive

But let it be known, I don't do this in winter!

This is meeeeeeeeeeeee. Hi, I’m the problem it’s me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So it sounds like, not only do you need someone to pump your gas, but you need someone to literally drive your car there.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yo. NJ stands alone these days.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yo. NJ stands alone these days.

Hear me roar.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I always wanted one of those husbands that filled my gas tank for me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I always wanted one of those husbands that filled my gas tank for me

I’ll share mine. Do you want your nails done too?

 

[SadieAnne]

I always wanted one of those husbands that filled my gas tank for me

Same.
But then I want him to leave.

 

[Azuldrgon]

FYI, Oregon is now half and half for full and self serve.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Yo. NJ stands alone these days.

Is this you?

 

[fionafox313]

Will he do pedicures too?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is this you?

Sure is. Filling up a car unsupervised in Oregon