Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

What? This is the first I’m hearing of this!!!

This changes EVERYTHING!!!!



*throws panties at you

… waits


(No response)


*throws bra


… waits

(No response)


*throws shoe at you … hitting you in the head and knocking you unconscious

This is why I don’t flirt.

This is me. I flirt. I fail. I make jokes and go hide in the corner.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

*takes notes on flirting...

- get naked then throw shoe
- shank
- flippantly say hi

This better work you guys...

Hey pretty lady…you wanna go half on a baby?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey pretty lady…you wanna go half on a baby?

No....

Ill pay halfies for a vasectomy though

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was waiting for someone to say, “who throws a shoe?”

Well, my MIL used to....
I am pretty sure I've had at least one thrown at me...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No....

Ill pay halfies for a vasectomy though

Ouch. Way to bruise my sensitive ego. You could have just said no instead of trying to sterilize me!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ouch. Way to bruise my sensitive ego. You could have just said no instead of trying to sterilize me!

Sorry.

I just wanna make sure we can bang without worrying about babies.

I guess we can always do butt stuff if you dont want the snip.

 

[Bbl87]

No....

Ill pay halfies for a vasectomy though

They aren't that expensive really.

Sorry.

I just wanna make sure we can bang without worrying about babies.

I guess we can always do butt stuff if you dont want the snip.

I mean if your looking for all the fun and none of the baby...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sorry.

I just wanna make sure we can bang without worrying about babies.

I guess we can always do butt stuff if you dont want the snip.

Sold!

 

[Bbl87]

Sold!

Dang it, thought I might beat out the but stuff...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dang it, thought I might beat out the but stuff...

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TMI TMI TMI

 

[Bbl87]

TMI TMI TMI

Pretty sure I've mentioned it before.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pretty sure I've mentioned it before.

Still… my poor virgin eyes.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Dang it, thought I might beat out the but stuff...

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[Bbl87]

Still… my poor virgin eyes.

I would feel bad... if that wasn't one of the most tame things I've seen posted in this fine thread.

 

[Bbl87]

Got a thing for the surgically altered, eh?

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Got a thing for the surgically altered, eh?

Well, I have a particular kink but no desire for the reality...

 

[Bbl87]

Well, I have a particular kink but no desire for the reality...

You don't say... May have been part of why that was done on my part.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Reading thru these pages and now all I can think of is W dodging the shoe that Iraqi protestor threw. Who knew it was actually a come-on?

 

[HarryHill]

As funny as....

a one handed man trying to fix a lawn mower.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well, I have a particular kink but no desire for the reality...

Saaaaame.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Reading thru these pages and now all I can think of is W dodging the shoe that Iraqi protestor threw. Who knew it was actually a come-on?

When CCG flirts, she makes sure you know it

 

[crazychemgirl]

When CCG flirts, she makes sure you know it

Oh yeah … you like that shoe baby? … mmm.. leathery

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh yeah … you like that shoe baby? … mmm.. leathery

At least you don’t thrown rocks as a sign of love..

 

[crazychemgirl]

At least you don’t thrown rocks as a sign of love..

I mean, not since grade school anyway.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also I’m surprised no one made the joke about “hitting on you” … when the shoe hit @Bry1313