Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I'm going to slice and dice SOMETHING, but never that garbage!

The shank master is back

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

"Spam can better a burger."- the guy who created Spam. And literally no one else worth a damn.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm going to slice and dice SOMETHING, but never that garbage!

Cake?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Daisy_Love

 

[Daisy_Love]

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@Daisy_Love

Seeeeeeee!!!!!

Oregaaaanoo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seeeeeeee!!!!!

Oregaaaanoo

I thought you’d like some vindication

 

[Bry1313]

Seeeeeeee!!!!!

Oregaaaanoo

How someone so pleasant can be so vociferously wrong……..(shakes head)

 

[SixShooter14]

Seeeeeeee!!!!!

Oregaaaanoo

More like Orega-NO

 

[Daisy_Love]

I thought you’d like some vindication

Love that!! Thanks CC haha

How someone so pleasant can be so vociferously wrong……..(shakes head)

*swaggers by* ohhhh yeahhhhhhh

Oregaaaanooo

 

[Daisy_Love]

More like Orega-NO

No!!! Say after me

Oregaaaanoooo

 

[Bry1313]

I thought you’d like some vindication

‘Merica will never yield on this one

 

[Bry1313]

Love that!! Thanks CC haha

*swaggers by* ohhhh yeahhhhhhh

Oregaaaanooo

Sticks out foot as you swagger by….Oreganooooooooo

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sticks out foot as you swagger by….Oreganooooooooo

Hahahahahaha … that should not have been so funny

 

[Daisy_Love]

‘Merica will never yield on this one

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[Daisy_Love]

Sticks out foot as you swagger by….Oreganooooooooo

Your legs aren’t long enough Murican!!

 

[Bry1313]

Your legs aren’t long enough Murican!!

I keep this under wraps…..but I’m tall

 

[Bry1313]

Hahahahahaha … that should not have been so funny

Oh it should have been exactly that funny

 

[Daisy_Love]

I keep this under wraps…..but I’m tall

Torso tall

 

[crazychemgirl]

I keep this under wraps…..but I’m tall

What? This is the first I’m hearing of this!!!

This changes EVERYTHING!!!!



*throws panties at you

… waits


(No response)


*throws bra


… waits

(No response)


*throws shoe at you … hitting you in the head and knocking you unconscious

This is why I don’t flirt.

 

[Bry1313]

What? This is the first I’m hearing of this!!!

This changes EVERYTHING!!!!



*throws panties at you

… waits


(No response)


*throws bra


… waits

(No response)


*throws shoe at you … hitting you in the head and knocking you unconscious

This is why I don’t flirt.

Nah, that should have worked, it was top shelf flirting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah, that should have worked, it was top shelf flirting


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I was waiting for someone to say, “who throws a shoe?”

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Cake?

Well, damn. Now you got me thinking about cake!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I was waiting for someone to say, “who throws a shoe?”

Raises hand

 

[Bry1313]

I was waiting for someone to say, “who throws a shoe?”

Sorry, again, I’m the problem it’s me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*takes notes on flirting...

- get naked then throw shoe
- shank
- flippantly say hi

This better work you guys...