Sex & Shenanigans

Sooo…what did everyone do today? 🤭
Picked up dog food from petsmart and fended off the kids begging for another pet
Met the new neighbors
Doom scrolled through tiktok clips from a inspirational movie about a janitor at FritoLay
Cleaned the kitchen and house
Read Harry Potter bedtime stories and put 3 kiddos to bed
Managed to stay awake putting everyone to bed
 
Picked up dog food from petsmart and fended off the kids begging for another pet
Met the new neighbors
Doom scrolled through tiktok clips from a inspirational movie about a janitor at FritoLay
Cleaned the kitchen and house
Read Harry Potter bedtime stories and put 3 kiddos to bed
Managed to stay awake putting everyone to bed
I stopped reading after you denied your children another pet. Get them a puppy dammit! 😂

(But also sounds like you had a busy day! But productive! 😊)
 
I love farm stands!!! They are disappearing from my neighborhood but some of the older farms still have them. I drive to a lady to get my eggs and say high to the chickens once a week 🤭
Do you literally say “hi chickens?” I have stopped to visit random cows before. I get out and say “hi cows” they stare at me, it gets weird and then I tell them I’ll see them next time and leave
 
I worked til 530, pounded 2 screwdrivers (could have used a third) dropped off food to someone, went and let someone else’s dog out and their cat in, finally got home at 9 and played with my puppers and comforted my parents
*makes you a third drink*
Whew! Busy lady!
Are your folks okay? You don’t have to share, but sending good vibes you all’s way!
 
I stopped reading after you denied your children another pet. Get them a puppy dammit! 😂

(But also sounds like you had a busy day! But productive! 😊)
They already have a puppy, that’s why we were getting dog food in the first place 😆

We also have a big ass saltwater aquarium and they wanted to buy freshwater fish, sorry kiddos, it doesn’t work that way.
 
Do you literally say “hi chickens?” I have stopped to visit random cows before. I get out and say “hi cows” they stare at me, it gets weird and then I tell them I’ll see them next time and leave
Oh yes, and I pet them and hold them and talk myself out of going to Wilco and getting chicks because my cocker spaniel will eat them 😂🤣
 
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