Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

Please??

Hmmmm…oh alright Wolf. You can have pie

 

[Bbl87]

Yeah but it’s only one small pie and I’m supposed to share with all of you?!

There’s simple not enough to go around

I'm not here asking for pie. I'm just hanging out and feeding your bad girl tendencies.

 

[MrsPassion]

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I almost responded very unladylike

 

[Bry1313]

I almost responded very unladylike

Dare ya

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm not here asking for pie. I'm just hanging out and feeding your bad girl tendencies.

See. Thank you.

* still waiting for the other stoned folks *

 

[HarryHill]

I hear whispering to a leo much less queen, gets you nothing.

I wonder what @crazychemgirl 's sign is. There's a joke in that but I don't see it yet. :;

 

[MrsPassion]

Dare ya

Nope

 

[Bbl87]

I hear whispering to a leo much less queen, gets you nothing.

My brand of encouragement isn't for everybody.

 

[Bry1313]

Nope

Chicken

 

[MrsPassion]

My brand of encouragement isn't for everybody.

There isn’t a universe I exist in where whispering in my ear doesn’t work

 

[Bbl87]

See. Thank you.

* still waiting for the other stoned folks *

I'm not gonna lie, I've always loved being the sober one in the room. Have never partaken because of my line of work, but God is it fun to encourage the fun.

 

[MrsPassion]

Chicken

Bawk bawk muthafucka

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm not gonna lie, I've always loved being the sober one in the room. Have never partaken because of my line of work, but God is it fun to encourage the fun.

You’ve never smoked pot?!

 

[Bbl87]

There isn’t a universe I exist in where whispering in my ear doesn’t work

I've been told my soft baritone voice has a certain appeal.

 

[MrsPassion]

I've been told my soft baritone voice has a certain appeal.

Oooo. Like Barry White baritone? James Earl Jones baritone?

 

[Bbl87]

You’ve never smoked pot?!

Nope.

Not opposed to it, just isn't worth the risk in my line of work. Also think it would be hypocritical of me when I'm drug testing people.

If/when it ever becomes federally legal, I'll be the first one in line at the dispensary.

 

[Bbl87]

Oooo. Like Barry White baritone? James Earl Jones baritone?

I don't have anything on James Earl Jones. That man could make anything interesting enough for me to listen to.

 

[MrsPassion]

I don't have anything on James Earl Jones. That man could make anything interesting enough for me to listen to.

I’d listen to him describe the difference between ivory and eggshell paint for hours

 

[Radiantcurves87]

You’ve never smoked pot?!

Even I have had a tried it once, smelling it now is second nature now.

 

[Bbl87]

I’d listen to him describe the difference between ivory and eggshell paint for hours

So, with my seminary education and all, I have the New Testament as read by James Earl Jones. He's the only person that can make verse upon verse of genealogies enjoyable.

 

[HarryHill]

Oooo. Like Barry White baritone? James Earl Jones baritone?

I was thinking Marvin Gaye.

 

[MrsPassion]

So, with my seminary education and all, I have the New Testament as read by James Earl Jones. He's the only person that can make verse upon verse of genealogies enjoyable.

Oh seminary…like church…not semen.
I was going to ask where your school was and if they took adult applicants

 

[Bry1313]

I was thinking Marvin Gaye.

That’s no baritone

 

[Bry1313]

Oh seminary…like church…not semen.
I was going to ask where your school was and if they took adult applicants

I might have you read verse

 

[MrsPassion]

Even I have had a tried it once, smelling it now is second nature now.

I wouldn’t call myself a pothead buuuuuut I enjoy a toke or two