Sex & Shenanigans

[LexxRuthless]

I rather do the argument or parrot skit!

Ooh! Or "Crunchy Frog" - I love that sketch. My point being, we're not getting laid in any event. I figure we'll have to settle for being amusing today.

 

[Bry1313]

Cats are awesome though. They randomly jump on you at 3:00 am, leave dead birds on your living room carpet after you just cleaned it, sit on your keyboard when you’re trying to work. They’re great. Just fucking great.

That’s why my cat’s bedroom is the basement

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think she was joking when she brought that fork into the bedroom, but I couldn't take the chance.

At least she didn't try and start a food fight with you..

 

[Lmizzler]

https://ibb.co/Q6GxHSN
https://ibb.co/zNd1L5R
https://ibb.co/SKqtXQv
https://ibb.co/HHK8Q12
https://ibb.co/wzZxBjR

Did the pictures get cuter since I saw them last night?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I think she was joking when she brought that fork into the bedroom, but I couldn't take the chance.

Did she ever invite you for ice cream?
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Hopefully her job wasn't in a tanning salon!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok I'm going to hell for this one......... but I and have to share!View attachment 2262423

 

[LexxRuthless]

Did the pictures get cuter since I saw them last night?

I missed out on them last night. Were they the same pictures?

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I missed out on them last night. Were they the same pictures?

Yes, I can answer that one.

 

[Lmizzler]

I missed out on them last night. Were they the same pictures?

Yup. But probably even cuter this time around.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Yup. But probably even cuter this time around.

Nope, not possible, I will argue that one, wayy cuter on my bday haha

 

[Vitriolhack]

Good morning everybody...and I missed more tits. Well happy Friday I GUESS!


(No nudity in the emojis, sorry)

Some tits for you;

(o)(o)

 

[Vitriolhack]

Yup. But probably even cuter this time around.

Yeah later at night the same picture is cuter!

Does that work the same way 3am goggles do?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Nope, not possible, I will argue that one, wayy cuter on my bday haha

I am sorry I missed your birthday. I thought about sending you a "belated birthday" . . . something, but that just sounded lame.
https://media.giphy.com/media/psG9yzoDb1G8w/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[Vitriolhack]

Ok I'm going to hell for this one......... but I and have to share!View attachment 2262423

This meme is ruining my childhood memories!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I am sorry I missed your birthday. I thought about sending you a "belated birthday" . . . something, but that just sounded lame.
https://media.giphy.com/media/psG9yzoDb1G8w/giphy-downsized-large.gif

I will take the belated birthday thank you! Celebrating today with my family. So another day for cake haha.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I will take the belated birthday thank you! Celebrating today with my family. So another day for cake haha.

Hmmm. I went to look for a "sexy birthday cake dance GIF" and got this:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2833aa58fb251ef9a6805a944b0d15ff/tenor.gif?itemid=3579116

Now, I love the Minions...but sexy?

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Hmmm. I went to look for a "sexy birthday cake dance GIF" and got this:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2833aa58fb251ef9a6805a944b0d15ff/tenor.gif?itemid=3579116

Now, I love the Minions...but sexy?

I minions

 

[LexxRuthless]

Better?

https://media.tenor.com/images/be822bfc89a25bcf1c794fca24517168/tenor.gif

(It's Zesty Italian dressing. If you'd prefer ranch...)

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Better?

https://media.tenor.com/images/be822bfc89a25bcf1c794fca24517168/tenor.gif

(It's Zesty Italian dressing. If you'd prefer ranch...)

Nope no ranch, this group, even if I liked ranch, ruin that for me.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Nope no ranch, this group, even if I liked ranch, ruin that for me.

I really like ranch dressing, but I had to move that bottle from the refrigerator door to the back of the fridge. And then pile stuff in front of it.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Thanks Musey! I wuv him

Okay, I finally found some puppy cuddles.
https://ibb.co/5KPrq6N

 

[Bry1313]

Just leaving this here…..ummm, talk later guys

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just leaving this here…..ummm, talk later guys

The first step.to recovery is admission. Proud of you bry.

 

[Bry1313]

The first step.to recovery is admission. Proud of you bry.

Well I gave it to you.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Well I gave it to you.

Not again! That's it, buddy, you're on the list. "People who gave me the clap and I'm no longer talking to."

Actually, that's just you and Shelly. Not much of a list.