Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Peckers seldom do

We just have to find the right pecker...
Cmon guys.... we are searching... who is going to provide?

 

[Bry1313]

You dont want to show us your Texas beach softserve?

Considers the make up of the current judging panel

 

[Radiantcurves87]

We just have to find the right pecker...
Cmon guys.... we are searching... who is going to provide?

Sorry tried to help, I guess i didn't. I should have known better.

 

[Lmizzler]

I feel like I’ve shown my plenty of times at this point to make an honest assessment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So is the new Dick emoji ??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like I’ve shown my plenty of times at this point to make an honest assessment.

But have you though?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Now wishing I didn't ask for an ice cream birthday cake, but then again

It better be from DQ!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So is the new Dick emoji ??

makes me wonder if they know its not supposed to be soft?

 

[Lmizzler]

But have you though?

This is coming from the woman who doesn’t even enjoy seeing pics.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like I’ve shown my plenty of times at this point to make an honest assessment.

Have you done your work out punishment yet?

 

[Lmizzler]

makes me wonder if they know its not supposed to be soft?

I believe the request was for soft as well!

 

[Lmizzler]

So is the new Dick emoji ??

I’m sure a woman would much rather have an in her mouth than an

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Holy fuck am I in love with you right now.

You two-timing whore!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I’m sure a woman would much rather have an in her mouth than an

False, but you didn't hear that from me

 

[Radiantcurves87]

It better be from DQ!

And if it isn't, what will you do about it?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Oh … Thirsty Thursday…. It’s your day @Mr_bogey … how will you celebrate?

I'll abdicate my crown to the birthday girl

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The assignment was soft dicks

Pfft you you are turing down ADHD!?

Pecker doesn’t take direction well.

Look who's talking...

We just have to find the right pecker...
Cmon guys.... we are searching... who is going to provide?

Pfft I'm the right pecker.... but not with these attitudes...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And if it isn't, what will you do about it?

Be dissapointed in someones ice cream cake selection and send them a strong letter regarding why it needed to be from DQ.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m sure a woman would much rather have an in her mouth than an

Some people really love eggplants though.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I'll abdicate my crown to the birthday girl

Thank you for @Mr_bogey much appreciated!!! I knew my birthday on a Thirsty Thursday would pay off at somepoint!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some people really love eggplants though.

Like a lot.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

We just have to find the right pecker...
Cmon guys.... we are searching... who is going to provide?

Last time I tried to join in with encouraging dick related research I got one in my inbox...
I'm not saying it was necessarily a bad thing but it would have been nice to have had a "hello" first

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ok guys, lets see your soft and hard dicks side by side. Ill tell you if youre a grower or a shower.

Apparently not everyone is as generous with their thirst as I am.

 

[MrsPassion]

Pfft you you are turing down ADHD!?

Ahhh so you do have it.
Me too friend. Me too

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Some people really love eggplants though.

Vegans....