Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nothing makes up for Spam and ramen. NOTHING!

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[Mr_bogey]

*sobs silently*

I’m glad it was memorable

I had been overserved last night and obviously was not in my right mind.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I had been overserved last night and obviously was not in my right mind.

Wouldn't dinner have been at 3 pm, thats usually when old people eat "dinner". so then you had PLENTY of time to recover, NEXT EXCUSE.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well, now at least I know what side of that I'm supposed to be on. Peace offering of queso blanco?

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She doesn't take queso bribes #themoreyouknow

 

[LupineOne]

Wait, wait - are you saying ramen "does it" for you or not? Y'know, cuz, uh...
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Oh fucking hell

 

[MedicalMuse]

Between the hidden emoji trend and my lack of availability to be on Lit, you’re one of the only people I just ask to also send them direct to Skype or my box if you’re so inclined

And you will get them every time.

 

[LupineOne]

And you will get them every time.

As she should!

 

[LexxRuthless]

She doesn't take queso bribes #themoreyouknow

That's a shame. We did "Taco Tuesday" last night, and I do, in fact, have a big container in the fridge of freshly-made queso blanco. It's sooo tasty.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah

She doesn't take queso bribes #themoreyouknow

yeah I’ve tried, it changed not a thing between us.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That's a shame. We did "Taco Tuesday" last night, and I do, in fact, have a big container in the fridge of freshly-made queso blanco. It's sooo tasty.

Yum! I think we are doing tacos here soon as well, got to get some stuff from the commissary for them.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had been overserved last night and obviously was not in my right mind.

Excuses excuses

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yum! I think we are doing tacos here soon as well, got to get some stuff from the commissary for them.

Commissary … are you in prison?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Excuses excuses

Did you see my reply to this?

Commissary … are you in prison?

I am not... but still might steal a Bambi prison shank to cut you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you see my reply to this?

I am not... but still might steal a Bambi prison shank to cut you!

Lol no I didn’t.

 

[LexxRuthless]

My daughter just started her first day of school. It's her senior year. That doesn't seem possible.

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[MedicalMuse]

I had been overserved last night and obviously was not in my right mind.

By yourself?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Lol no I didn’t.

Right below his post.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

My daughter just started her first day of school. It's her senior year. That doesn't seem possible.

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I know the feeling man!Both mine have already graduated and now I'm now a freaking Grandpa after daughter had her son.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wouldn't dinner have been at 3 pm, thats usually when old people eat "dinner". so then you had PLENTY of time to recover, NEXT EXCUSE.

It's time you understood, there is nothing usual about me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It's time you understood, there is nothing usual about me.

Ain’t that the truth

 

[Mr_bogey]

Excuses excuses

As you would say #facts, not excuses. The bartender was waaaay too kind to me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It's time you understood, there is nothing usual about me.

So then you eat at either 313 or 253 then.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did you see my reply to this?

And a new category emerges for the 2000 celebration:
Thirstiest for reaction points

I am not... but still might steal a Bambi prison shank to cut you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

As you would say #facts, not excuses. The bartender was waaaay too kind to me.

You should pay that kindness forward

 

[Mr_bogey]

By yourself?

Nope. My 2nd favorite bartender got very heavy handed with the Blantons.