Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My outie just became an innie.

Ok ok ok .. I gotcha …


Rocket pocket?
Dick pocket?
Cock pocket?
Love pocket?


Better?

 

[Lmizzler]

meat tube?
meat recepticle?
meat locker?

Any of those working for you?

So you don't use the terms roast beef or meat curtains?

"Cock coffin?"

Wet love tube?
Pussycunt?

COOCHIE MEOW MEOW FOR LIFE!!

I’ll be lucky to get an erection in the next month at this rate!

 

[Photog1rl]

I’ll be lucky to get an erection in the next month at this rate!

Yes!!! Job done.



sorry Miz

 

[Photog1rl]

I’ll be lucky to get an erection in the next month at this rate!

And what terms do you prefer?
If not roast beef?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll be lucky to get an erection in the next month at this rate!

is it meat or pocket that offends?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

These things are legit delicious
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And im sure someone out there has enjoyed fucking one.

Jeez we are gonna have to start Bry a "what foods have you fucked" thread here at some point.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m glad that was so well received

I had a much more uncomplimentary thought toward the original poster, whoever it was, but this is Shenanigans. And I laughed with you, so

 

[Lmizzler]

is it meat or pocket that offends?

Just the combination of the two together. I don’t want to put my tiny friend into anything called a meat pocket.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just the combination of the two together. I don’t want to put my tiny friend into anything called a meat pocket.

Tiny friend? … awww

 

[Lmizzler]

And what terms do you prefer?
If not roast beef?

None that refer to a woman’s body as meat.

No judgement. Just NMK!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’ll be lucky to get an erection in the next month at this rate!

I'm gonna have to call BS on this....

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this....

I’m going to need a few pics in my inbox to prove this wrong.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m going to need a few pics in my inbox to prove this wrong.

Here is a meat box to get that erection going...
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[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m going to need a few pics in my inbox to prove this wrong.

So SCP pics are whats going to do it? Does @Mr_bogey know?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I genuinely want a hot pocket now

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I genuinely want a hot pocket now

You can have mine.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So SCP pics are whats going to do it? Does @Mr_bogey know?

Of course they will! Don't lie that your panties don't get soaked when I post a pic as well ma’am!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can have mine.

Only if I can put my tongue deep inside

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I genuinely want a hot pocket now

The first question.... what kind of hot pocket?

 

[Lmizzler]

The first question.... what kind of hot pocket?

It probably includes ranch

 

[crazychemgirl]

The first question.... what kind of hot pocket?

Hahahaha … both?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It probably includes ranch

I’m 100% gonna ranch all over that pocket

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It probably includes ranch

Ranch is a excellent condiment!

Hahahaha … both?

Oh so you want a meatball hot pocket.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Only if I can put my tongue deep inside

Okay, I've eaten a soft taco that way before, but a Hot Pocket? You could get a serious burn on your tongue that way!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Only if I can put my tongue deep inside

Of course. It’s meant to be eaten.