Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Looks like it was well received and ranched 4 different times

I mean… I like getting ranched. In more ways than one.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I mean… I like getting ranched. In more ways than one.

Like on chicken tendies and your tiddies? Just don't get them mixed up. Or mix them up if you want. I'm not here to judge or tell you what to do.

 

[Lmizzler]

but for real…meat pocket!!!!
That doesn’t sound even remotely sexy to me.

I’d be keeping my beans and frankfurter away from that meat pocket based purely on principle. I don’t even care about the ranching at that point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

but for real…meat pocket!!!!
That doesn’t sound even remotely sexy to me.

I’d be keeping my beans and frankfurter away from that meat pocket based purely on principle. I don’t even care about the ranching at that point.

You don’t wanna go deep and hard into my hot meat pocket?


Come on… that’s sexy af .. ask anyone

 

[Lmizzler]

You don’t wanna go deep and hard into my hot meat pocket?


Come on… that’s sexy af .. ask anyone

This is almost what I imagine.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

There was a girl I used to play with online years ago who used to call my dick a "Johnson." Like unironically. And during. It always threw me. Wasn't a deal breaker or anything, it was just...yeah. lol

Have you ever experienced something like this? Like a mild quirk or distractor that you kinda had to work through with someone during sex?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is almost what I imagine.

Well...goodbye, erections.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There was a girl I used to play with online years ago who used to call my dick a "Johnson." Like unironically. And during. It always threw me. Wasn't a deal breaker or anything, it was just...yeah. lol

Have you ever experienced something like this? Like a mild quirk or distractir that you kinda had to work through with someone during sex?

I had a guy in high school … I was his first girlfriend … he used to call them “breasticles” … to this day it’s an immediately dry vag when I hear that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is almost what I imagine.

Why are there so many eyes???

 

[RosewoodTulip]

There was a girl I used to play with online years ago who used to call my dick a "Johnson." Like unironically. And during. It always threw me. Wasn't a deal breaker or anything, it was just...yeah. lol

Have you ever experienced something like this? Like a mild quirk or distractir that you kinda had to work through with someone during sex?

Ahem
I have a freckle in an intimate place. Once upon a time I was seeing a guy who would always stop whatever he was doing during and say hello to it.
I'm sure he thought he was being cute or whatever but it was so weird. Even now when I talk about past flings with friends he's Freckle Guy

 

[Lmizzler]

Well...goodbye, erections.

Exactly.

 

[deft]

Ahem
I have a freckle in an intimate place. Once upon a time I was seeing a guy who would always stop whatever he was doing during and say hello to it.
I'm sure he thought he was being cute or whatever but it was so weird. Even now when I talk about past flings with friends he's Freckle Guy

Hey! Freckles need love too!

 

[Lmizzler]

I had a guy in high school … I was his first girlfriend … he used to call them “breasticles” … to this day it’s an immediately dry vag when I hear that.

And that is meat pocket for me

 

[LexxRuthless]

There was a girl I used to play with online years ago who used to call my dick a "Johnson." Like unironically. And during. It always threw me. Wasn't a deal breaker or anything, it was just...yeah. lol

Have you ever experienced something like this? Like a mild quirk or distractir that you kinda had to work through with someone during sex?

Okay, it never made sense to me before, but now I understand the appeal of the ball-gag.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

There was a girl I used to play with online years ago who used to call my dick a "Johnson." Like unironically. And during. It always threw me. Wasn't a deal breaker or anything, it was just...yeah. lol

Have you ever experienced something like this? Like a mild quirk or distractir that you kinda had to work through with someone during sex?

But isn’t that what the J in NRJ stands for?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

And that is meat pocket for me

Or tiddies.

 

[Bry1313]

I had a guy in high school … I was his first girlfriend … he used to call them “breasticles” … to this day it’s an immediately dry vag when I hear that.

Why haven’t you told me to stop doing that?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And that is meat pocket for me

meat tube?
meat recepticle?
meat locker?

Any of those working for you?

 

[Photog1rl]

but for real…meat pocket!!!!
That doesn’t sound even remotely sexy to me.

I’d be keeping my beans and frankfurter away from that meat pocket based purely on principle. I don’t even care about the ranching at that point.

So you don't use the terms roast beef or meat curtains?

 

[LexxRuthless]

meat tube?
meat recepticle?
meat locker?

Any of those working for you?

"Cock coffin?"

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

meat tube?
meat recepticle?
meat locker?

Any of those working for you?

Wet love tube?
Pussycunt?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you don't use the terms roast beef or meat curtains?

COOCHIE MEOW MEOW FOR LIFE!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

These things are legit delicious


And im sure someone out there has enjoyed fucking one.

 

[Lmizzler]

meat tube?
meat recepticle?
meat locker?

Any of those working for you?

My outie just became an innie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

These things are legit delicious
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And im sure someone out there has enjoyed fucking one.

Let’s get an expert opinion @Bry1313