Sex & Shenanigans

[HoneyMeadows]

Argh that reminds me of one guy that i friendly chatted to for a bit that sent me a very long, very explicit, story that was supposed to be the two of us but every detail about me was inaccurate. Such a turn off.

Nothing says "have you been paying attention?" Like an inaccurate story

 

[MedicalMuse]

That's the most goth pineapple I've ever seen.

I can think of at least one litster that would definitely hump it.

Is it really though? I was thinking it’s more of an Indiana Jones pineapple

 

[Taegul]

Is it really though? I was thinking it’s more of an Indiana Jones pineapple

Only if the skulls had jewels for eyes.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Only if the skulls had jewels for eyes.

Ah yes. There’s the difference.
Hello t bagel

 

[barefootgirl69]

Question for the masses…. Would you meet a litster in person?

Yes! So far I've met seven Litsters. I was supposed to meet another last March, but I was still too sick to travel.

 

[Taegul]

Ah yes. There’s the difference.
Hello t bagel

Hello M&M

 

[deft]

Yes! So far I've met seven Litsters. I was supposed to meet another last March, but I was still too sick to travel.

That’s impressive!

I hope they were all good people

 

[barefootgirl69]

That’s impressive!

I hope they were all good people

Every one of them is amazing!

 

[LexxRuthless]

So now I have a question for the masses...

*hangs spoon on nose in best CCG impression, adds Higgs boson for mass...

Has anyone ever had received an unsolicited cut/paste fantasy or story like that from a woman? Unsolicited genital selfies are not confined to men (can confirm), but I think this may be a uniquely male piece of weirdness?

Yep. I've been approached that way.

 

[deft]

So now I have a question for the masses...

*hangs spoon on nose in best CCG impression, adds Higgs boson for mass...

Has anyone ever had received an unsolicited cut/paste fantasy or story like that from a woman? Unsolicited genital selfies are not confined to men (can confirm), but I think this may be a uniquely male piece of weirdness?

The only unsolicited PMs I’ve ever received from women have always been polite, respectful… and massively ego-boosting!

 

[LexxRuthless]

I should clarify, though, that both times it happened, the woman in question wasn't a Playground regular. It was someone who had just made a Lit account, and they picked out my name from the "Members online" list at the bottom of the Forum frontpage. One of them was familiar with my writing. The second knew nothing about me, but had been lurking on the second Chaos thread. They both came on way too strong, and seemed to think I wanted to Dom them.

 

[deft]

I should clarify, though, that both times it happened, the woman in question wasn't a Playground regular. It was someone who had just made a Lit account, and they picked out my name from the "Members online" list at the bottom of the Forum frontpage. One of them was familiar with my writing. The second knew nothing about me, but had been lurking on the second Chaos thread. They both came on way too strong, and seemed to think I wanted to Dom them.

I'm going to hazard a guess that they were probably males behind the accounts

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm going to hazard a guess that they were probably males behind the accounts

I don't think that was the case, although they may have sent me someone else's amateur nudes.

 

[snexxer]

Question for the masses…. Would you meet a litster in person?

I've met one in person.
There are at least another 2 I want to meet.

 

[deft]

I don't think that was the case, although they may have sent me someone else's amateur nudes.

I’ve Tineyed my way out of many a situation like that!

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’ve Tineyed my way out of many a situation like that!

I'm afraid I don't know what that term means.

 

[deft]

I'm afraid I don't know what that term means.

It’s a reverse image search website… sometimes a “woman” posts sketchy photos on here that turn out to be stolen from elsewhere. Quite frequently, in fact. The AmPic mods are pretty hot on this kind of thing, though.

 

[LexxRuthless]

It’s a reverse image search website… sometimes a “woman” posts sketchy photos on here that turn out to be stolen from elsewhere. Quite frequently, in fact. The AmPic mods are pretty hot on this kind of thing, though.

Ah. Thank you for explaining it to me.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

It’s a reverse image search website… sometimes a “woman” posts sketchy photos on here that turn out to be stolen from elsewhere. Quite frequently, in fact. The AmPic mods are pretty hot on this kind of thing, though.

Well here's hoping the (very) few I've posted here are not on there

 

[Lindi37]

Well here's hoping the (very) few I've posted here are not on there

One of the reasons I poof. As much as I don’t think they’re worth copying as such there’re people who might
So far I’ve not been accused of being male. I don’t think I’d like it

 

[deft]

One of the reasons I poof. As much as I don’t think they’re worth copying as such there’re people who might
So far I’ve not been accused of being male. I don’t think I’d like it

Confession time... I have in the past exchanged fruity messages with accounts I suspected of being males, but if I'm in the right horny mood, then I get turned on by getting them off, whatever thrill they get out of it. It's kinda hot thinking that my words are making a man wank himself dry

But it's much hotter with the lovely women of Lit

 

[HoneyMeadows]

One of the reasons I poof. As much as I don’t think they’re worth copying as such there’re people who might
So far I’ve not been accused of being male. I don’t think I’d like it

Yeah I do that, I also remove pics from private chats after a while too.

 

[LexxRuthless]

My selfies have almost always been terribly blurry. I can't imagine anyone bothering to steal my pictures, but every one of my stories here on Lit has been stolen and re-posted on other sites. My entire "Heaven Next Door" series was purloined and translated into Russian, then posted in several smaller installments on that site. The first time I was informed by a reader that it had happened, I was furious. It took a while for that anger to fade, and then only because I philosophized, "Well, I was posting them on a free site anyway. I only hoped to write something that somebody out there might enjoy. I guess it is a compliment, of sorts."

 

[LexxRuthless]

I posted that and realized, "You know, I haven't looked lately. I wonder if any of my other stories have been stolen recently?" Sure enough. The Hypnotist this time, and once again it's in Russian.

 

[deft]

It's a miserable rainy day here in deftland, Shenanigang. I'm fantasising about bringing us all to a sandy beach for mojitos and more.