Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Ive never tried to do it while on a clock.... are the tick tocks fun?

And you eyeroll at my dad jokes.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

With my luck, I’m starting to wonder when I’ll have sex again

Same...

 

[Radiantcurves87]

With my luck, I’m starting to wonder when I’ll have sex again

Me too

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Isn't sex that thing that you do with your husband or wife. You go to bed and wake up the next morning disappointed.

Not if you do it right!

 

[snexxer]

Not if you do it right!

Oh you're meant to do stuff.
Christ knows how we've had 2 kids.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Not if you do it right!

Correct.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I feel all of you for the lack of.

 

[snexxer]

Joking aside.

My wife and I have always had a very vanilla relationship. However it lessened over time due to health etc. Then some 9 months ago she fell downstairs and broke her back.

Thankfully no spinal damage but she is now in pain constantly and no position is comfortable for her. And me being me im not going to be requesting anything when she is struggling with day to day things.

 

[Bbl87]

With my luck, I’m starting to wonder when I’ll have sex again

I feel you there. Well not literally, because then that wouldn't be the case. But you know what I mean.

 

[snexxer]

Sorry for being a mood killer there.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Sorry for being a mood killer there.

It happens, we are all here for some sex and shenanigans, i mean reasons

 

[Bbl87]

It happens, we are all here for some sex and shenanigans, i mean reasons

Most sex, some shenanigans.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Most sex, some shenanigans.

If I had sex from here/lit, well not completing that sentence or thought.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And you eyeroll at my dad jokes.

Dont worry, I eyeroll at my own too.

Joking aside.

My wife and I have always had a very vanilla relationship. However it lessened over time due to health etc. Then some 9 months ago she fell downstairs and broke her back.

Thankfully no spinal damage but she is now in pain constantly and no position is comfortable for her. And me being me im not going to be requesting anything when she is struggling with day to day things.

Maybe oral can still work?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Today has been a weird ass day. How’s everyone doing?

 

[snexxer]

Dont worry, I eyeroll at my own too.


Maybe oral can still work?

I've tried to perform it on her, but when moving her legs apart it causes shooting pains.

 

[LupineOne]

Today has been a weird ass day. How’s everyone doing?

Just got home from town because dammit I forgot I was out of fresh ginger for my curry.
I really want to be sitting outside in this wonderful weather though

Why so weird?

 

[SixShooter14]

Just got home from town because dammit I forgot I was out of fresh ginger for my curry.
I really want to be sitting outside in this wonderful weather though

Why so weird?

Wonderful here too! I'm sitting on my porch drinking coffee talking to my father on the phone.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm just making bacon sarnies for the boy. It smells so good

 

[crazychemgirl]

Today has been a weird ass day. How’s everyone doing?

Hey sexy

 

[LupineOne]

I'm just making bacon sarnies for the boy. It smells so good

Bacon what now?
(You had me at bacon!)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bacon what now?
(You had me at bacon!)

Right? … bacon is always a good start to anything

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Bacon what now?
(You had me at bacon!)

Sarnies (sandwiches )

 

[snexxer]

Bacon what now?
(You had me at bacon!)

Bacon sarnies, sandwiches, butties

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just got home from town because dammit I forgot I was out of fresh ginger for my curry.
I really want to be sitting outside in this wonderful weather though

Why so weird?

Working phones for triage. I dunno why it’s not terrible. Also: curry

Wonderful here too! I'm sitting on my porch drinking coffee talking to my father on the phone.

How’s your dad?

I'm just making bacon sarnies for the boy. It smells so good

Yummy

Hey sexy

Hey babes