Sex & Shenanigans

[bigwoody8]

I’ll have what she’s having

TWO orange juices!?
That’s kind of a lot.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Damn me becoming friends before flirting.

I bet you won’t make that mistake again

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

TWO orange juices!?
That’s kind of a lot.

They’re both thirsty. Like me.

 

[Bry1313]

Damn me becoming friends before flirting.

that’s a much better order of things than offering your baton as your first message. (Points above at new guy). Just stay positive buddy, bring good energy and it’ll flow back your way.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I bet you won’t make that mistake again

I know I sure learned that lesson.

 

[snexxer]

I bet you won’t make that mistake again

Don't be silly. That's me 100%.
I'm friends with some of the most beautiful women on lit.
Ok I've got lolly who is AWESOME.

 

[bigwoody8]

They’re both thirsty. Like me.

*grabs two glasses. Opens up a brand new orange juice. Slowly pours while making eye contact. The glasses start to sweat*

 

[LupineOne]

I’ll have what she’s having

Oh, good. Breakfast

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

that’s a much better order of things than offering your baton as your first message. (Points above at new guy). Just stay positive buddy, bring good energy and it’ll flow back your way.

This

 

[snexxer]

that’s a much better order of things than offering your baton as your first message. (Points above at new guy). Just stay positive buddy, bring good energy and it’ll flow back your way.

Yeah that way just doesn't work for me.
Once drunk I took a lit friend's request literally, she's a diamond though and forgave me.

I cant do the whole. Hey girl here is my schlong

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah that way just doesn't work for me.
Once drunk I took a lit friend's request literally, she's a diamond though and forgave me.

I cant do the whole. Hey girl here is my schlong

I have like at least two women here who I could consider to be friends……I don’t think either of them want a nice to meet you dong.

 

[LupineOne]

I have like at least two women here who I could consider to be friends……I don’t think either of them want a nice to meet you dong.

This, too.

 

[Bry1313]

This, too.

You have two friends as well?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I dont mind a nice to meet you dong. Just saying.

 

[Bry1313]

I dont mind a nice to meet you dong. Just saying.

Bogey beating you out for thirstiest may be one of his greatest achievements in this thread.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Yeah, I don't need the nice to meet you dong. Making that known now to any new guys here.

I have one from lit, I'm happy/good.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bogey beating you out for thirstiest may be one of his greatest achievements in this thread.

Im okay with a how are you doing boob or two also.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A shut the basement door behind you butthole...

 

[Bry1313]

Im okay with a how are you doing boob or two also.

I mean, you and me both

 

[Photog1rl]

Im okay with a how are you doing boob or two also.

How you doing?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How you doing?

Oh so much better now.

 

[Bry1313]

How you doing?

Today is wonderful no matter what else happens

 

[Photog1rl]

Oh so much better now.

Good morning pretty girl

 

[RideFl71]

 

[Photog1rl]

Today is wonderful no matter what else happens

good morning pretty girl.
Oh wait same response…I’m supposed to mix it up in the threads and not use the same line…ummm…ok got one.
good morning Bry been awake long?