Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

What is a sexual request you’ve turned down before?

Turned down a threesome once. Girl offering was nice but I wasn't really into her like that.

I've turned down girls that were drunk. Obviously you kinda have to. Also drunk chicks...ugh. Btw, there's a difference between "girls that can drink" and "drunk chicks." It's the difference between "I enjoy a good bourbon/IPA/craft beer" and "Look at my TIIIIIIIITS! *falls down, pees pants*"

Technically this might count? My ex-wife once said "I'm thinking of growing my pubes out and dying them pink. What do you think?" I was like "Um, I mean sure, if you want to do that go for it." She wasn't happy with that reaction because I wasn't immediately jizzing myself with excitement. There was a back and forth that escalated to her telling me "You hate things that are fun!" And then angrily stomping off. You know you're in a bad marriage when you have a fight about pubes.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Dating app guy last year asked me to pee on him while he called me names. Big into degradation. Hadn't met him, just messaging but he wanted to ask in advance.

Definitely NMK
I want all the praise and definitely no peeing

Wtf? Why would he want to call you names?

...

What?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wtf? Why would he want to call you names?

...

What?

Some guys like that.




Whore.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Your secret (and now not so secret) erogenous zones?

My dick.

Okay for real...

Nipples- very sensitive, love licking, pinching, sucking

Taint and ass- the first time a girl licked my taint and ass I was in heaven. So yeah, green light for recieving butt stuff.

Also my neck. Love kisses and bites.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Some guys like that.




Whore.

Well, clean up on Aisle Pants.

 

[Bry1313]

My penis would definitely have a spartan helmet.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

That movie is greatness

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don’t think you are alone in that one.

See, based on the posts in this thread, I seem to be in a very small minority though....just sayin'....

 

[Bry1313]

That movie is greatness

And what @MrsPassion ’s dick would be screaming

 

[MrsPassion]

And what @MrsPassion ’s dick would be screaming

Oh yeah. Right before plundering them depths

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Your secret (and now not so secret) erogenous zones?

Neck. I know, super popular. But sometimes even a whisper against it makes me shiver.
Inner thighs. Tiny little nibbles.
Nails lightly scratching down my arms.

Are you all taking notes?...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I kinda picture my dick with an Evel Kanival Helmet

I like to picture mine in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says I'm formal but like to party.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Good afternoon sexy friends! Anyone else working from home and still hasn’t gotten dressed yet?

I just get into work, trying to behave, and then find this!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nobody with nice balls ever wants to talk to me.

Because have you seen what seals do to balls!?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Your secret (and now not so secret) erogenous zones?

Hands... when someone i like holds my hand.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Because have you seen what seals do to balls!?

Expertly juggle them?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hands... when someone i like holds my hand.

OMG...that's super sweet....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

OMG...that's super sweet....

Shuuush. Don't tell anyone I can be sweet.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Expertly juggle them?

I tried to search for something good for this: Woman Juggling Testicles only brought up things like this. (I mean, most weren't even actually people juggling, just people with hands out and balls photoshopped in).

So, then I thought, OH, I know..."Femdom Woman Juggling Testicles" would be better. (Warning...NSFW...Maybe not even safe for anyone )

It's not even juggling.....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Shuuush. Don't tell anyone I can be sweet.

Sorry

Hands. Toes.. when someone i like holds my hand. toes

FIFY

OMG...that's super sweet....kinky...

There, better?????

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Your secret (and now not so secret) erogenous zones?

I was going to say this myself, but I saw this meme.

My brain....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was going to say this myself, but I saw this meme.
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My brain....

1000000000000%

 

[Bry1313]

I like to picture mine in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says I'm formal but like to party.

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance Marie? The monocle man is being weird again!

 

[Bry1313]

Shuuush. Don't tell anyone I can be sweet.

 

[LupineOne]

Neck. I know, super popular. But sometimes even a whisper against it makes me shiver.
Inner thighs. Tiny little nibbles.
Nails lightly scratching down my arms.

Are you all taking notes?...

Yes