Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I almost did too

It’s been 14 zero days since I last remembered/was reminded

Some things just live eternally in our brains… and we also may have the worst friends.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If your penis had a hat, what would it be?

 

[SixShooter14]

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@SixShooter14 ?

The mustache is pointed the wrong direction!!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

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I’ve seen plenty of their balls. Maybe you just need to start talking to different dudes

 

[MrsPassion]

Some things just live eternally in our brains… and we also may have the worst friends.

Pretty sure a bit of sperm is in fact living eternally in my brain after that experience

My dark shameful secret is now out in the open. I’d be disappointed if no one razzed me for it here

 

[crazychemgirl]

The mustache is pointed the wrong direction!!!

Interesting… so tip is the mouth of the dick?

 

[SixShooter14]

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Mine have been clearly visible in 2 gifs and at least a couple pics

 

[Bry1313]

If your penis had a hat, what would it be?

Definitely late 1950’s style for my guy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mine have been clearly visible in 2 gifs and at least a couple pics

You have gifs of your dick?


was your dick emoting?

 

[SixShooter14]

Interesting… so tip is the mouth of the dick?

No, same location...just with the tips curved up instead of down.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, same location...just with the tips curved up instead of down.

Yeah … so above the mouth, and therefore the tip is the mouth

 

[SixShooter14]

You have gifs of your dick?

Helicoptering and popping? Yes .... Several

 

[crazychemgirl]

Definitely late 1950’s style for my guy

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Your dick is a mob boss?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If your penis had a hat, what would it be?

A condom.

 

[Bry1313]

Your dick is a mob boss?

That hat was the style of all properly dressed men in that era (see Mad Men)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If your penis had a hat, what would it be?

My dick will take you to outter space girl.

I’ve seen plenty of their balls. Maybe you just need to start talking to different dudes

Nobody with nice balls ever wants to talk to me.

 

[SixShooter14]

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My dick will take you to outter space girl.



Nobody with nice balls ever wants to talk to me.

I'd offer... But I know you're "not serious"

 

[Bbl87]

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Lit girls never ask!

I’ve seen plenty of their balls. Maybe you just need to start talking to different dudes

Truth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That hat was the style of all properly dressed men in that era (see Mad Men)

So your dick is a misogynistic pecker that likes to be sexually inappropriate at the work place?

 

[MedicalMuse]

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My dick will take you to outter space girl.



Nobody with nice balls ever wants to talk to me.

I can’t imagine why.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Lit girls never ask!



Truth.

 

[Bry1313]

So your dick is a misogynistic pecker that likes to be sexually inappropriate at the work place?

That’s why it’s best not to let my dick do my thinking for me……..goes for most men.

 

[MedicalMuse]

So your dick is a misogynistic pecker that likes to be sexually inappropriate at the work place?

I don’t know I kind of enjoy the misogynistic pricks especially when they’re vulnerable right around the time their balls tighten up

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Called out.

If your penis had a hat, what would it be?

Top left. A tribute to Mario Kart and Mr. Mushroom seems appropriate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s why it’s best not to let my dick do my thinking for me……..goes for most men.

I’m so glad you got where I was going with that hahaha