Sex & Shenanigans

[Radiantcurves87]

Why am I getting Monty Python vibes all of a sudden?

Ni....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are the contestants allowed to do tricks with the body parts on display or are they judged purely based on aesthetics?

No there is sometimes definite movement..

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think 2000 awards will be whoever gives out the most “wow” reactions lol

 

[positiveflirt]

Can you imagine being judged by your knees?

**searches Sexy Knees Of Literotica**

 

[MedicalMuse]

Just showing much deserved appreciation for a display of a greatly underappreciated and underrepresented body part on glorious display. I would be equally enthusiastic were you to display such a wonderful view.

Riiiiiight. I think your butt hole dance card is ful

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Unfortunately they're in little closets so there's not enough room for the ol' legs-behind-the-head deal.
They have to rely on how charismatic their knees are to start with

I wish I had charismatic knees. I'm sure that'd bring the men folk (and the laydees) flocking to my door

 

[crazychemgirl]

Riiiiiight. I think your butt hole dance card is ful

I wonder if he’d be equally thirsty if he was getting butthole in his inbox daily.

 

[positiveflirt]

I wish I had charismatic knees. I'm sure that'd bring the men folk (and the laydees) flocking to my door

For those who watch the show: I'll be the one who has sharpied a smiley face on his knees

 

[crazychemgirl]

For those who watch the show: I'll be the one who has sharpied a smiley face on his knees

Knee tattoos are thing … I can’t imagine

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was on a phone call and even on camera…..I can’t be browsing my phone that closely

Chicken.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wish I had charismatic knees. I'm sure that'd bring the men folk (and the laydees) flocking to my door

I just looked at my knees and realized its a little hairy

 

[positiveflirt]

I just looked at my knees and realized its a little hairy

Hubba hhhhubba

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just looked at my knees and realized its a little hairy

My knees look like horror movie ghosts

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I wonder if he’d be equally thirsty if he was getting butthole in his inbox daily.

He didnt seem to like the 2 he got this morning...

 

[HoneyMeadows]

One of my knees is bigger than the other...(temporarily)

 

[crazychemgirl]

One of my knees is bigger than the other...(temporarily)

I’m sure that’s someone’s kink

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My knees look like horror movie ghosts

lets see them

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I’m sure that’s someone’s kink

[ETA] that's very kink shamey of me
I just mean that I'm so ill I couldn't think of anything worse right now...

 

[crazychemgirl]

He didnt seem to like the 2 he got this morning...

Further proof that his award was justified

 

[Lmizzler]

I just looked at my knees and realized its a little hairy

NMK

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I just looked at my knees and realized its a little hairy

I did too

 

[crazychemgirl]

lets see them

I don’t have a current knee photo lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Further proof that his award was justified

I dunno about you but im a little butthurt about it.

 

[Lmizzler]

The unasked question by my bestie here is “do they do helicopters?”

Totally read between those lines.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I dunno about you but im a little butthurt about it.

I know… I worked hard on my submission. I was going for artful and tasteful.