Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I already adulted enough today, i think.

You and me both

 

[muddler35]

Is it where they shoot buttplugs out of a NERF gun at girls bent over pulling their butt cheeks apart?
Cuz I’d probably watch that too.

You put some thought into this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You put some thought into this.

It sounds plausible, right?

 

[LupineOne]

Is it where they shoot buttplugs out of a NERF gun at girls bent over pulling their butt cheeks apart?
Cuz I’d probably watch that too.

Pervs.
Oh who am I kidding, especially if @Indie was involved. And I’m betting she would be

 

[Bry1313]

I had to down a quart after just seeing this conversation. (Never touched by buttholes btw)

That was the other correct response

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pervs.
Oh who am I kidding, especially if @Indie was involved. And I’m betting she would be

You know you’d watch that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s a great dating show on some British network… where the girl or guy picks contestants based on their naked bodies which get revealed from the feet up. Legs, penis, chest, etc …

At each stage she or he dismisses a contestant.

It’s fucking mental.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Aw well done Shenanigans Awards winners

 

[Mr_bogey]

Have you shown each other your buttholes yet?

Gentlemen never tell.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

You and me both

Yup

I leave after the awards, to go write (okay adulted a bit more), and thinking what the hell happened.

That will teach me not to have my nose in a book or writing one.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

The fourth award goes to @HoneyMeadows for the Poster who never seems to have a clue what’s going on.

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Erm...thank you! I...er... genuinely...had no idea I'd be nominated

 

[Mr_bogey]

That escalated quickly

Yes it did. Very aggressive from our normally polite hostess.

 

[Daisy_Love]

The ninth award goes to @Daisy_Love for the Poster whose voice you want to hear more of!!

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Awwww, thank you guys

Congratulations to everyone else, well deserved!

And a huge thank you to CCG

 

[Wand3rlust]

There’s a great dating show on some British network… where the girl or guy picks contestants based on their naked bodies which get revealed from the feet up. Legs, penis, chest, etc …

At each stage she or he dismisses a contestant.

It’s fucking mental.

Naked Attraction. It's genius.

 

[Mr_bogey]

There’s a great dating show on some British network… where the girl or guy picks contestants based on their naked bodies which get revealed from the feet up. Legs, penis, chest, etc …

At each stage she or he dismisses a contestant.

It’s fucking mental.

Tell us more about the Canadian Cable Network

 

[Daisy_Love]

Naked Attraction. It's genius.

Omfg best show EVER!!!!
It’s sooooooo cringe you just can’t stop watching hahaha

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Watch out @Indie

It. Is. On.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omfg best show EVER!!!!
It’s sooooooo cringe you just can’t stop watching hahaha

Yes exactly!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It. Is. On.

Butthole battle?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1axs4Yy2ttpL

Awwww, thank you guys

Congratulations to everyone else, well deserved!

And a huge thank you to CCG

Aww … your voice did all the work

 

[MedicalMuse]

You salvaged this entire program with your acceptance speech. I have a tear in my eye and a bulge in my pants. Finally!

Annnd his title continues. Sir Thirsts-a-lot

 

[crazychemgirl]

Annnd his title continues. Sir Thirsts-a-lot

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Well now I'm feeling a lot better

Thanks guys!

Now I've just got to get rid of this enormous bug bite that has swollen my leg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well now I'm feeling a lot better

Thanks guys!

Now I've just got to get rid of this enormous bug bite that has swollen my leg

Oh no!!!!

I fucking hate bugs… I’m allergic to mosquitoes so much so that they always turn into huge welts on my body. I look like I have fucking leprosy after going camping

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Oh no!!!!

I fucking hate bugs… I’m allergic to mosquitoes so much so that they always turn into huge welts on my body. I look like I have fucking leprosy after going camping

Yeah mine looks massive and it's hard to walk right now...I'll be fine?