Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

Honourable Mention To @Bbl87 for most humblebrags

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I'm not sure if I should be flattered, offended, happy... so I'll just say thank you.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh wow! This is such a surprise! I didn't have a speech prepared, so I'm just going to wing it. I am extremely honored to be receiving such an prestigious butthole award. I am earnestly grateful for the recognition I have received for my work, because I am very sure that every other nominee for this award was as capable, if not more, of winning this award.

I have faced several challenges on my way here, but each one of them has only strengthened me to make me the person I am today; a thorough butthole professional who knows exactly what she wants; someone who sets her eyes on a prize and does not lose sight of it. Winning this award would not have been possible without the inspiration I have received from my fellow butthole enthusiasts, for whom I have the deepest respect, and from whom I have derived the strength to challenge myself and perform better at each stage.

Thank you.

And this is why you have the most nominations, as always you are amazing.

 

[Mr_bogey]

For the record, I did model for the award and hats off to pg for doing great work on capturing my likeness.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

For the record, I did model for the award and hats off to pg for doing great work on capturing my likeness.

Yeah great work indeed. They got the gold color just right too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah great work indeed. They got the gold color just right too.

@Mr_bogey has a golden penis and you’ve seen it????

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The 10th Award is for ALL THE POSTERS WE WANT TO SEE MORE OF IN SHENANIGANS!!

@Cat @default24 @deft @Justadesperatewifeandmom @LadyLascivious1 @Lindi37 @Lonelywife1205 @Lord Pmann @LaisDeMarieDeFrance @PlanetaryNebula @NRJLIVES4ever
@PrettyLilPussy19 @sallysparrow23
@Shenanigans90 @Wand3rlust @Whiskeyjack @ydahecnot

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So I need to post MORE? You guys sure you want that?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yeah great work indeed. They got the gold color just right too.

Wait! Has someone been forwarding my "hello, please allow me to introduce myself" PMs?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

@Mr_bogey has a golden penis and you’ve seen it????

I didn't see it, I just always assumed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For the record, I did model for the award and hats off to pg for doing great work on capturing my likeness.

Did @Photog1rl take some artistic licenses? I wouldve guessed your balls would be much wrinklier at your age.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh wow! This is such a surprise! I didn't have a speech prepared, so I'm just going to wing it. I am extremely honored to be receiving such an prestigious butthole award. I am earnestly grateful for the recognition I have received for my work, because I am very sure that every other nominee for this award was as capable, if not more, of winning this award.

I have faced several challenges on my way here, but each one of them has only strengthened me to make me the person I am today; a thorough butthole professional who knows exactly what she wants; someone who sets her eyes on a prize and does not lose sight of it. Winning this award would not have been possible without the inspiration I have received from my fellow butthole enthusiasts, for whom I have the deepest respect, and from whom I have derived the strength to challenge myself and perform better at each stage.

Thank you.

Amazing speech Indie. And amazing bum. Yours is the only butthole I click.

 

[Lmizzler]

Did @Photog1rl take some artistic licenses? I wouldve guessed your balls would be much wrinklier at your age.

And @Lonelywife1205 I can definitely see a seam in the sack!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And @Lonelywife1205 I can definitely see a seam in the sack!

It took me a while but I get it now.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Did @Photog1rl take some artistic licenses? I wouldve guessed your balls would be much wrinklier at your age.

Is wrinklier a word and just how much time do you spend thinking about my balls?

 

[ksjam]

I'm down with that lol

Yep I love it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is wrinklier a word and just how much time do you spend thinking about my balls?

Not as much time as I spend thinking about your flat ass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And @Lonelywife1205 I can definitely see a seam in the sack!

Was there ever a question of a seam?

I remember reading something about evolution and all men’s ballsacks start out as female genitalia then because of hormones form a sack instead

 

[Lmizzler]

Not as much time as I spend thinking about your flat ass.

It’s really not that flat. You should see it sometime!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not as much time as I spend thinking about your flat ass.

Like a piece of plywood

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s really not that flat. You should see it sometime!

Don’t wave it in our faces … it’s just mean.

 

[Lmizzler]

Was there ever a question of a seam?

I remember reading something about evolution and all men’s ballsacks start out as female genitalia then because of hormones form a sack instead

Start here.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-and-shenanigans.1589110/page-1018#post-97365251

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not as much time as I spend thinking about your flat ass.

So.....are you coming onto me?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So.....are you coming onto me?

I think @Lmizzler was.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s really not that flat. You should see it sometime!

https://i.ibb.co/sbSk0Z8/angry-baby-frustrated.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think @Lmizzler was.

The bromance is real

 

[Bry1313]

The third award goes to @Bry1313 for the Poster who gave out the most angry reactions!!

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I’d like to extend a sincere scowl at all of you who nominated me and noticed every little red faced scowl I shared at the aspersions cast my way. This community is amazing and I keep coming back no matter how sullied my beloved Jersey Mikes is now and there is a little pang of guilt with every Italian sun ordered “Mike’s way”.

May you all have all the unlimited ketchup packets you’d like and may you think of me everytime you order the foot long. (From somewhere other than Subway, because gross). I love you all and you make this place special and I’m happy to be noticed even if it is when I’m being piled on and my impotent rage can be my only reaction.

https://imgur.com/a/eUOsVDZ