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The first award goes to @Indie for Poster who mentioned buttholes the most!

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Oh wow! This is such a surprise! I didn't have a speech prepared, so I'm just going to wing it. I am extremely honored to be receiving such an prestigious butthole award. I am earnestly grateful for the recognition I have received for my work, because I am very sure that every other nominee for this award was as capable, if not more, of winning this award.

I have faced several challenges on my way here, but each one of them has only strengthened me to make me the person I am today; a thorough butthole professional who knows exactly what she wants; someone who sets her eyes on a prize and does not lose sight of it. Winning this award would not have been possible without the inspiration I have received from my fellow butthole enthusiasts, for whom I have the deepest respect, and from whom I have derived the strength to challenge myself and perform better at each stage.

Thank you.
 
Oh wow! This is such a surprise! I didn't have a speech prepared, so I'm just going to wing it. I am extremely honored to be receiving such an prestigious butthole award. I am earnestly grateful for the recognition I have received for my work, because I am very sure that every other nominee for this award was as capable, if not more, of winning this award.

I have faced several challenges on my way here, but each one of them has only strengthened me to make me the person I am today; a thorough butthole professional who knows exactly what she wants; someone who sets her eyes on a prize and does not lose sight of it. Winning this award would not have been possible without the inspiration I have received from my fellow butthole enthusiasts, for whom I have the deepest respect, and from whom I have derived the strength to challenge myself and perform better at each stage.

Thank you.
You salvaged this entire program with your acceptance speech. I have a tear in my eye and a bulge in my pants. Finally! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
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