Sex & Shenanigans

You don’t enjoy a good vajankle?
The vajankle was kinda odd, then again my pocket pussy looks like a stromboli, and my Lovense Max looks like a thermos. Also Fleshlights look like flashlights. The people that make these things spend so much time perfecting the inside that they have no idea what to put on the outside. So they're like "Uhhh I dunno. Make it a Flashlight?" or "Make it a foot. I mean SOMEONE will fuck this thing."
 
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