Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

We're talking about hoping it up. So you know I'm deep in this MFer.

#holife #squadgoals

 

[Wand3rlust]

Really 'merica? Really?

Candle Salad...

We had an “are you a whore” discussion awhile back … but it’s so long ago, I’m reviving it.


So… how many people have you fucked? But in case you feel embarrassed, I’ve put it into friendly categories.


0-3: not a whore
4-6: slightly whorish
7-9: getting there
10-15: you love that dick / pussy
16-25: can’t get enough
26-40: whore status
41-100: going for gold
100+: overachiever

I'm in the 16 - 25 category.... ahem.

 

[crazychemgirl]

#holife #squadgoals

Can I come too???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Really 'merica? Really?

Candle Salad...

I'm in the 16 - 25 category.... ahem.

Well hello darling

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Lonelywife1205]

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Candle Salad...

I'm in the 16 - 25 category.... ahem.

Mayonnaise and fruit….I can’t think of a more unsexy combination.

 

[MrsPassion]

Can I come too???

Yes please!!

Oh you meant like..joining the squad. Yeah that’s good too

 

[Daisy_Love]

Wtf is This it’s almost as bad as

This

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wtf is This it’s almost as bad as

This

Why?? Why did I click the links???

 

[Daisy_Love]

Why?? Why did I click the links???

Pahahaha!! Because you KNOWWWWW you have to

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

Why?? Why did I click the links???

I'm thinking the same thing....

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm thinking the same thing....

You’re welcome

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wtf is This it’s almost as bad as

This

Only slightly used....

 

[Daisy_Love]

Only slightly used....

Just a smidge!! I reckon only the tip!!

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I'm thinking the same thing....

Because once you start clicking links and emojis here, you can't stop. haha

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just a smidge!! I reckon only the tip!!

So you dont think theres... remnants... in the toes that cant be cleaned out?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Wtf is This it’s almost as bad as

This

I have officially seen it all.

 

[Daisy_Love]

So you dont think theres... remnants... in the toes that cant be cleaned out?

Bottle brush

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bottle brush

Honey! Which one is the brush for our water bottles and which one is the brush for your vagankle?!

 

[SixShooter14]

So you dont think theres... remnants... in the toes that cant be cleaned out?

You're assuming the user of such device cares about cleaning it out

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Really 'merica? Really?

Candle Salad...

I'm in the 16 - 25 category.... ahem.

Well hey, if you ever need help advancing....

 

[Daisy_Love]

Well hey, if you ever need help advancing....

I think wander could give you tips!! Hehe

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why?? Why did I click the links???

You know better…. That’s on you.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Honey! Which one is the brush for our water bottles and which one is the brush for your vagankle?!

Better not get them mixed up eh!!

 

[LupineOne]

Does not. Makes you sound experienced. Um, since when is old bad? I’m old. not @Mr_bogey old, but still old. You’re a babe.

Yes @PlanetaryNebula is a total babe. And you’re not old, Muse!