Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'd love to be a +1 to any of those Nebs...

Awww I think that’s very sweet of you to say considering how umm… promiscuous I appear to be

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jesus Christ. I might be able to tell you how many people I’ve fucked but now add oral sex to the mix? Handjobs? Who the fuck knows

Nothing wrong with admitting you’re an overachiever Nebs

 

[MedicalMuse]

Awww I think that’s very sweet of you to say considering how umm… promiscuous I appear to be

You’re seasoned. That’s all.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This is reminding me how much I missed out on getting to sow my wild oats.

I feel like I don’t want to be done yet

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

Awww I think that’s very sweet of you to say considering how umm… promiscuous I appear to be

It just means I want to tap that...experience.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If y’all are whores than I’m an Uber whore

Does that mean we can order you on Uber Eats?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You’re seasoned. That’s all.

Ugh . That sounds like im an old whore! Lol. I’ll admit to double digits and nothing else

 

[Mr_bogey]

Prolly not. He IS a lawyer. And you know.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does that mean we can order you on Uber Eats?

Nooooo!!! (Maybe)

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Jesus Christ. I might be able to tell you how many people I’ve fucked but now add oral sex to the mix? Handjobs? Who the fuck knows

You mean you have not kept a full, spreadsheet organized, list of all sexual experiences you've had? Color coded, cross referenced, and pivot table analyzed?
pffffttttt.....

Data. We need DATA.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ugh . That sounds like im an old whore! Lol. I’ll admit to double digits and nothing else

Well overachiever is triple… so at least you have a goal to work towards

 

[Bbl87]

I feel like I don’t want to be done yet

Well, same. Except 10 years too late. Unless I can talk the wife into swinging.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Why sad?

High in quantity, low in quality.

But these days, I am more about quality than quantity, anyway.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ugh . That sounds like im an old whore! Lol. I’ll admit to double digits and nothing else

Does not. Makes you sound experienced. Um, since when is old bad? I’m old. not @Mr_bogey old, but still old. You’re a babe.

 

[SixShooter14]

This is reminding me how much I missed out on getting to sow my wild oats.

Right? I've had a lot of sex and tried a lot of things... But only with a few partners.

I've also been rejected A LOT...so

 

[MedicalMuse]

I offered to take you to bed.
I feel it’s warranted.

 

[Bbl87]

Right? I've had a lot of sex and tried a lot of things... But only with a few partners.

I've also been rejected A LOT...so

I didn't get rejected alot because I didn't try.

 

[MedicalMuse]

High in quantity, low in quality.

But these days, I am more about quality than quantity, anyway.

I think we all have those years. When you know better, you do better

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

Does not. Makes you sound experienced. Um, since when is old bad? I’m old. not @Mr_bogey old, but still old. You’re a babe.

As are you.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I think we all have those years. When you know better, you do better

Or try, at least.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m old. not @Mr_bogey old, but still old.

Oh stop it, you are not.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well, same. Except 10 years too late. Unless I can talk the wife into swinging.

Exactly. I probably won’t be running anymore races

 

[Bbl87]

Exactly. I probably won’t be running anymore races

I mean, you won't catch me running. Ever. Fucking, though...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does not. Makes you sound experienced. Um, since when is old bad? I’m old. not @Mr_bogey old, but still old. You’re a babe.

I think YOU are a babe!

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think YOU are a babe!

We babes gotta stick together