Sex & Shenanigans

[Daisy_Love]

Maybe he also needs some “stay hard” … lit patent pending

Or “stay sexy” hehe

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't mind if I do...

How many eye roll reactions do you think you’ve earned in 1000+ pages?

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MedicalMuse just let him have a Power Nap then he’ll be ready to go!!

Then I really probably shouldn’t invite him. I’d probably kill him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then I really probably shouldn’t invite him. I’d probably kill him.

That’s probably true

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Maybe he also needs some “stay hard” … lit patent pending

Stay Awake?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Then I really probably shouldn’t invite him. I’d probably kill him.

Haha yup I don’t doubt it!! But hey, he’d at least die a happy man

 

[Bry1313]

You're good people

Is he?

 

[Bbl87]

How many eye roll reactions do you think you’ve earned in 1000+ pages?

More than my fair share. And I wear it like a badge of honor.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Is he?

Prolly not. He IS a lawyer. And you know.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Overall, I have no idea and haven't kept count, somewhere around 30-40 maybe... but the number of high quality ones is in the neighbourhood of 10 or less.

And now that I typed that all out, it sounds a bit sad.

Why sad?

 

[Bbl87]

Prolly not. He IS a lawyer. And you know.

Being tangentially related to the field, I'm actually gonna back him up on this one.

 

[jason28053]

Prolly not. He IS a lawyer. And you know.

Well I’m not a Doctor but I play one on TV

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well fuck.

Exactly. Who could count those?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Or “stay sexy” hehe

That comes naturally.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Exactly. Who could count those?

I just counted the ones that were successful.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Then I really probably shouldn’t invite him. I’d probably kill him.

Are we talking "death by sex" (b/c I'm willing to try it, for science) or something else?

 

[jason28053]

I just counted the ones that were successful.

Calculator or abacus?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Are we talking "death by sex" (b/c I'm eilling to try it, for science) or something else?

Death by sex. So you’re in then? I promise it’ll be good.

 

[Bbl87]

Exactly. Who could count those?

I mean, it doubles my number so...

 

[Bbl87]

Death by sex. So you’re in then? I promise it’ll be good.

If he passes...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How many people have you had any kind of sexual relations with. Oral, anal, pussy, handjob

Jesus Christ. I might be able to tell you how many people I’ve fucked but now add oral sex to the mix? Handjobs? Who the fuck knows

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

Jesus Christ. I might be able to tell you how many people I’ve fucked but now add oral sex to the mix? Handjobs? Who the fuck knows

I'd love to be a +1 to any of those Nebs...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes! Join me in the whore status club #hoelife

If y’all are whores than I’m an Uber whore

 

[Bbl87]

Jesus Christ. I might be able to tell you how many people I’ve fucked but now add oral sex to the mix? Handjobs? Who the fuck knows

This is reminding me how much I missed out on getting to sow my wild oats.

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

If y’all are whores than I’m an Uber whore

*puts his "light" on*