MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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Oh good. I’m happy with just you in bed.Nah. I don’t think He will have anything to do with it![]()

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Oh good. I’m happy with just you in bed.Nah. I don’t think He will have anything to do with it![]()
Oh good. I’m happy with just you in bed.![]()
Alright you two...get a roomLikewise![]()
I wouldn’t call it a crush, but I did feel a little something for him while he was checking the ol’ prostrate.I have a little crush on my doctor who I have an appointment with in 5 minutes.
Anyone else crush on their healthcare provider? Hair stylist? Masseuse? Etc?![]()
Go on...I wouldn’t call it a crush, but I did feel a little something for him while he was checking the ol’ prostrate.
I know waaay too much about the docs in my life.![]()
Quite the Freudian slip there?I wouldn’t call it a crush, but I did feel a little something for him while he was checking the ol’ prostrate.
Now this is ridiculous whose paper tower holder is that tall?Saw these shared elsewhere.... Couldn't help but think of you lot!View attachment 2259145
Everything has rgb now
Ahem…you wouldn’t happen to have a link for the light up one…would you?Saw these shared elsewhere.... Couldn't help but think of you lot!View attachment 2259145
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sadly not, but I could possibly be persuaded to find it for yaAhem…you wouldn’t happen to have a link for the light up one…would you?![]()
I mean if your offeringsadly not, but I could possibly be persuaded to find it for ya![]()
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you're welcome!I mean if your offering
Better your search history than mine![]()
You’re the bestyou're welcome!![]()
I tried to talk my wife into one. She was not amused.You’re the best![]()
I can’t wait to put on a light show![]()
Wow and she wasn't into it? How could that be?I tried to talk my wife into one. She was not amused.I was like, hey even if the sex doesn't go great for some reason, we have a light show as secondary entertainment.
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Wow and she wasn't into it? How could that be?
I was teasing you. It's clear you love your wife and enjoy her too. Kudos to you both
In my defense, I was joking. I did send her a serious suggestion, and she didn't say no, so there's that.. She just has very specific parameters about what she'll consider going there. Which I can't blame her. It took some searching and it's some damn expensive boutique plug, but I met all her requirements.
Oh, I know. I was just excited she didn't straight up say no. And it was a good excuse to share the minor victory.I was teasing you. It's clear you love your wife and enjoy her too. Kudos to you both![]()
It is the right opportunity to order it. Have it and then you can wait for the right opportunity to play with it. But buy it nowOh, I know. I was just excited she didn't straight up say no. And it was a good excuse to share the minor victory.
She's paranoid about the jewel style ones and wants something with a t bar style base, and when I showed her the ones she found and liked could unscrew where the plug meets the bar, she was a hard pass on that too.
Found some one piece, Made in the USA from surgical steel ones and now I'm just waiting for the right opportunity to order it, haha.
I mean, it'd probably sneak by with all her Amazon orders for her new home office.It is the right opportunity to order it. Have it and then you can wait for the right opportunity to play with it. But buy it now![]()
Now I'm sitting here looking around my home office..... it's full of very not Lit-friendly itemsI mean, it'd probably sneak by with all her Amazon orders for her new home office.![]()