Sex & Shenanigans

[MrsPassion]

I love knowing where @MrsPassion is at while she's catching up with the thread, giving out all the heart eyes.

I see you, boo.

Lol heeey

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What’s the funniest way you imagine yourself suddenly dying?

Specific to you… something with your job, something you do often..

Tell us… how are you dying?

In a blaze of glory, as God intended it.

 

[MrsPassion]

What’s the funniest way you imagine yourself suddenly dying?

Specific to you… something with your job, something you do often..

Tell us… how are you dying?

Knowing me, someone perfectly normal comes around a corner. Startles me and I drop dead

My husband and I have been together a decade. I know he’s in the house. I know he’s moving about the house. Does that mean I don’t scream when he walks into the kitchen unexpectedly? No. I scream loud and throw things.


I will be scared to death

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Knowing me, someone perfectly normally comes around a corner. Startles me and I drop dead

My husband and I have been together a decade. I know he’s in the house. I know he’s moving about the house. Does that mean I don’t scream when he walks into the kitchen unexpectedly l? No. I scream loud and throw things.


I will be scared to death

That was me yesterday, I turned a corner and didn't hear him for once. My heart stopped for a moment.

 

[MrsPassion]

That was me yesterday, I turned a corner and didn't hear him for once. My heart stopped for a moment.

This happens to me at least 6 times a day. Sometimes he remembers to knock on the wall so I know he’s coming, but sometimes that also startles me . My husband also has ninja feet so I never hear him.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Probably choking on a dildo, TBH.

That @OrdinaryPerson and her 10” dildo will one day eradicate the female population

 

[deft]

Hi, all! Home from a mini-break! Did I miss much?

 

[MrsPassion]

Hi, all! Home from a mini-break! Did I miss much?

You missed my tassels lol

 

[Radiantcurves87]

This happens to me at least 6 times a day. Sometimes he remembers to knock on the wall so I know he’s coming, but sometimes that also startles me . My husband also has ninja feet so I never hear him.

Great, we will be dying the same way. I knew I liked you friend.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You missed my tassels lol

Oh I must have missed them too

I bet you looked fabulous

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm gonna die of fomo from being in the wrong goddamn timezone

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I'm gonna die of fomo from being in the wrong goddamn timezone

I think the same can be said here!!

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh I must have missed them too

I bet you looked fabulous

Lol just a little bit and thank you

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That @OrdinaryPerson and her 10” dildo will one day eradicate the female population

It's not a dildo she's packing. B===========D

 

[MedicalMuse]

Peeps are not food.

MrsP always stuns

I need a vacation from all the stuff I have to do now that I’m home.

 

[peekingone]

Peeps are not food.

MrsP always stuns

I need a vacation from all the stuff I have to do now that I’m home.

do a few then leave the rest for tomorrow.

 

[MrsPassion]

MrsP always stuns

thank you!

I need a vacation from all the stuff I have to do now that I’m home.

The good ol vacation to recover from vacation. Hopefully your to do list will feel manageable!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s always shenanigans in here and usually EVERY topic comes back around lol

 

[HoneyMeadows]

You missed my tassels lol

So did I!

 

[LupineOne]

Peeps are not food.

MrsP always stuns

I need a vacation from all the stuff I have to do now that I’m home.

Correct.

Correct.

That’s going to be me in a few weeks
Vacation is needed though.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

To borrow Pryor's joke...I die from a heart attack during sex. Coming and going at the same time.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Correct.

Correct.

That’s going to be me in a few weeks
Vacation is needed though.

I came back to 1100 emails and a bunch of meetings. And a car that needs a part replaced.

 

[peekingone]

You missed my tassels lol

Damn so did I. Let's go back to the video tape in

You missed my tassels lol

Damn so did I. Lets go back to the video tape in 3,2,1

 

[LupineOne]

I came back to 1100 emails and a bunch of meetings. And a car that needs a part replaced.

Oh fuck that noise. Come visit me instead.

 

[MrsPassion]

Damn so did I. Let's go back to the video tape in

Damn so did I. Lets go back to the video tape in 3,2,1

Lol I’m seeing double

I’m sure they will make another appearance at some point