Sex & Shenanigans

[RosewoodTulip]

Ok … back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.


Anyone tried toothpaste on their no-no bits?

No but I've heard it's intense

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also … I am declaring right now that toothpaste is NMK

Just figured it would be an interesting conversation

 

[Wand3rlust]

No but I've heard it's intense

Is it though? Is it?!!

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok … back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.


Anyone tried toothpaste on their no-no bits?

No...It's been a long time since I've had any teeth near my "no-no bits"

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok … back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.


Anyone tried toothpaste on their no-no bits?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Is it though? Is it?!!

I have accidentally got citrus shower gel in said no-no bits. I imagine it's like that.

Icy burning where there should not be icy burning

However I am the type of woman who would probably do that to myself if I was instructed to

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That you’re a dirty motherfucker

I'm dirty as fuck, this is common knowledge. But I clean my no-nos to the point where they become yes-yeses.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok then .. spurred on from yesterdays “Clerks 2” hunt …


Is it ok to go ass to mouth?

 

[Backagainpart4]

Is that a shocked eyes or a “oops I’ve been called out” eyes

Mine is shocked eyes. Who would even think to try that?

 

[jason28053]

Ok then .. spurred on from yesterdays “Clerks 2” hunt …


Is it ok to go ass to mouth?

To each their own, but it doesn’t interest me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

To each their own, but it doesn’t interest me.

Fair

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok then .. spurred on from yesterdays “Clerks 2” hunt …


Is it ok to go ass to mouth?

Dick or pussy to mouth is a big fuck yes from me. Ass to mouth I'm generally okay with. Just do the cleaning and prep first.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok then .. spurred on from yesterdays “Clerks 2” hunt …


Is it ok to go ass to mouth?

Also yes.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Also yes.

How you doin?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ok … back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.


Anyone tried toothpaste on their no-no bits?

When I was about 13, we had a "lock in" at church and we were all sleeping in sleeping bags in the "sanctuary." It was a "modern" church with a nice carpeted sanctuary.
If you've ever been to camp, there's an old prank where you put shaving cream in a sleeping persons hand and then tickle their nose.
Shaving cream wasn't available, so my friends thought...."toothpaste" was a good idea.
Unfortunately before the trick was completed the victim kind of woke up and sat up, placing toothpaste covered hand on said carpet.
Much concern led to scrubbing and washing carpet.
The whiteners in toothpaste work very well on carpet as well.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How you doin?

Hey baby

 

[peekingone]

Ok then .. spurred on from yesterdays “Clerks 2” hunt …


Is it ok to go ass to mouth?

must be smart about it. Cleanliness is key.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I love knowing where @MrsPassion is at while she's catching up with the thread, giving out all the heart eyes.

I see you, boo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love knowing where @MrsPassion is at while she's catching up with the thread, giving out all the heart eyes.

I see you, boo.

Right???

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s the funniest way you imagine yourself suddenly dying?

Specific to you… something with your job, something you do often..

Tell us… how are you dying?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Don't be an ass. That's Bogey's job.

Don't you wow me @Mr_bogey.

 

[snexxer]

What’s the funniest way you imagine yourself suddenly dying?

Specific to you… something with your job, something you do often..

Tell us… how are you dying?

I recon ill be killed by either a jewellery torch explosion or by a disgruntled customer with no Internet.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What’s the funniest way you imagine yourself suddenly dying?

Specific to you… something with your job, something you do often..

Tell us… how are you dying?

Probably choking on a dildo, TBH.

 

[Backagainpart4]

By one of my students that really doesn’t like dad jokes. . As long as I think it was a good joke it will be a happy way to go.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I 2nd this.