Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

I didn’t say “IN” your butt.

I did

 

[snexxer]

https://i.ibb.co/fDPzZPk/bill-hicks-mic-tap.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Egg - Spring, Life is renewing
Horseradish - Slavery sucks and it hurts
Harosset - cement looking mixture that’s made of apples, cinnamon, wine and nuts - that’s the brick material we were making for damn Egyptians
Parsley - more spring, yeah! (Also dip in salt water because we are crying tears, silvery sucks.
Matzah - gotta go, can’t wait for dough to rise
Lettuce - no idea why it’s there, it’s just always been there
Lamb bone - we put lambs blood on the doors so Angel of death doesn’t kill our kids, just Egyptians
4 glasses of wine - we free, we getting drunk!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Egg - Spring, Life is renewing
Horseradish - Slavery sucks and it hurts
Harosset - cement looking mixture that’s made of apples, cinnamon, wine and nuts - that’s the brick material we were making for damn Egyptians
Parsley - more spring, yeah! (Also dip in salt water because we are crying tears, silvery sucks.
Matzah - gotta go, can’t wait for dough to rise
Lettuce - no idea why it’s there, it’s just always been there
Lamb bone - we put lambs blood on the doors so Angel of death doesn’t kill our kids, just Egyptians
4 glasses of wine - we free, we getting drunk!

Ok so the brown stuff is harosset … and ids sweet and yummy?

So are you actually eating any of that?

 

[Lmizzler]

Egg - Spring, Life is renewing
Horseradish - Slavery sucks and it hurts
Harosset - cement looking mixture that’s made of apples, cinnamon, wine and nuts - that’s the brick material we were making for damn Egyptians
Parsley - more spring, yeah! (Also dip in salt water because we are crying tears, silvery sucks.
Matzah - gotta go, can’t wait for dough to rise
Lettuce - no idea why it’s there, it’s just always been there
Lamb bone - we put lambs blood on the doors so Angel of death doesn’t kill our kids, just Egyptians
4 glasses of wine - we free, we getting drunk!

But the harosset is also super tasty!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Really? Is this a joke?

Really. No joke.
You like candy corn and peeps so its like you can judge.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Egg - Spring, Life is renewing
Horseradish - Slavery sucks and it hurts
Harosset - cement looking mixture that’s made of apples, cinnamon, wine and nuts - that’s the brick material we were making for damn Egyptians
Parsley - more spring, yeah! (Also dip in salt water because we are crying tears, silvery sucks.
Matzah - gotta go, can’t wait for dough to rise
Lettuce - no idea why it’s there, it’s just always been there
Lamb bone - we put lambs blood on the doors so Angel of death doesn’t kill our kids, just Egyptians
4 glasses of wine - we free, we getting drunk!

You are failing to maybe mention, idk all the readings, and the amount of time before you do eat.

This is where I was thankful for the wine.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Really. No joke.
You like candy corn and peeps so its like you can judge.

But ham is universally delicious. That's like saying you think bacon is gross.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But ham is universally delicious. That's like saying you think bacon is gross.

I don't like ham in general.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok so the brown stuff is harosset … and ids sweet and yummy?

So are you actually eating any of that?

So the harosset yes, and you’ve usually got jarred horseradish on the side. You make a matzah sandwich of that stuff, and immature boys……like me……do the how much horseradish can you put on the matzah and not flinch while you eat it.

Meantime, Matzah ball soup, kugel, brisket, roasted veggies and matzameal brownies await.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But ham is universally delicious. That's like saying you think bacon is gross.

Ham with pineapple … yum
Ham with maple bourbon glaze… yum
Ham with mustard .. yum
Ham with a honey mustard glaze.. yum

And bacon … yum

 

[crazychemgirl]

So the harosset yes, and you’ve usually got jarred horseradish on the side. You make a matzah sandwich of that stuff, and immature boys……like me……do the how much horseradish can you put on the matzah and not flinch while you eat it.

Meantime, Matzah ball soup, kugel, brisket, roasted veggies and matzameal brownies await.

So … you’re sending me an invite to dinner… when?

 

[Bry1313]

So … you’re sending me an invite to dinner… when?

Looks like April 22nd next year.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ham with pineapple … yum
Ham with maple bourbon glaze… yum
Ham with mustard .. yum
Ham with a honey mustard glaze.. yum

And bacon … yum

Still trying to make me cum, yea?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still trying to make me cum, yea?

Want me to feed you ham and bacon while I finger you in your skirt in the confessional booth?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Want me to feed you ham and bacon while I finger you in your skirt in the confessional booth?

https://media.tenor.com/ar8HPPEkYYsAAAAd/dam-break.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Haaaaam girl part 2. A cross stitch a friend of mine made me years ago.

 

[snexxer]

Shenanigang
Someone's being unkind to @RosewoodTulip
Check the inbox thread.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Shenanigang
Someone's being unkind to @RosewoodTulip
Check the inbox thread.

I'm fine honestly but thank you for the concern

 

[snexxer]

I'm fine honestly but thank you for the concern

Cunts like that deserve castration.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Looks like April 22nd next year.

I would join but I have a feeling my in laws will provide a smoked brisket for next year

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Cunts like that deserve castration.

The ignore button will work just as well. Stand down, I'm ok

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would join but I have a feeling my in laws will provide a smoked brisket for next year

Wonder if I can make it to 2 Easter dinners in one day

 

[crazychemgirl]

The ignore button will work just as well. Stand down, I'm ok

It’s been upgraded well… you don’t even SEE their name or posts anymore. It’s quite lovely.