Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Stop making me wet. I'm trying to work here.

What? I like corrupting young faithful girls…

In the pews..

With them wearing skirts….


And no panties

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Apparently I couldn’t FIFY

 

[SixShooter14]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

Who's smothering their ham with ketchup and mustard???

We always smother it in honey and pineapple then bake it for awhile and it's delicious!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

Oh man .. ham with a maple bourbon glaze? So good

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Don’t get me wrong… if you love you some Jesus … more power to you. I’m just more of a satanist

I respect all beliefs. *nods*

Kielbasa and Easter?

Kielbasa, Pierogi and sauerkraut! If you're eastern European peasant stock, that's about all you got left by Easter....

Kielbasa anytime imo

I mean, I'm actually eating that for lunch as we type, so....right!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently I couldn’t FIFY

Fail.

 

[Bry1313]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

Team Jesus is gonna have to help you here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Team Jesus is gonna have to help you here.

Are you team kielbasa or team Satan?

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

I don’t celebrate Easter
I don’t eat ham

Totally out of my element here

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Can someone explain Easter ham to me? Like of all the delicious ways to eat pork.... ham??? Where you have to smother it with condiments like ketchup or mustard to make it taste ok? Its a holiday food that people actually look forward to?

LOL...horseradish....and mustard....yum!

Who's smothering their ham with ketchup and mustard???

Mustard, yes. Ketchup? ewwww..

 

[Bry1313]

Are you team kielbasa or team Satan?

I’m team brisket and matzah ball soup (with a sprinkling of Lucifer, who is misunderstood in modern scholarship)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m team brisket and matzah ball soup (with a sprinkling of Lucifer, who is misunderstood in modern scholarship)

He is!!! Poor Lucifer

 

[Bbl87]

What? I like corrupting young faithful girls…

In the pews..

With them wearing skirts….


And no panties

So, as someone who graduated from a seminary... I'm conflicted about how excited I got reading that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you team kielbasa or team Satan?

Can we just be accepting of all faith journeys? Whether it's focused on cured meats or heavy metal, I mean... you know.

My son told me though, that I can't have "highway to hell" as part of the music for my funeral....
but he will allow it at the wake...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don’t celebrate Easter
I don’t eat ham

Totally out of my element here

How about opening day and hot dogs?

I’m team brisket and matzah ball soup (with a sprinkling of Lucifer, who is misunderstood in modern scholarship)

This! Yes, I love me a good brisket. And Lucifer is a fascinating character....

 

[Bry1313]

Can we just be accepting of all faith journeys? Whether it's focused on cured meats or heavy metal, I mean... you know.

My son told me though, that I can't have "highway to hell" as part of the music for my funeral....
but he will allow it at the wake...

I led my Grandfather’s funeral as his oldest grandson. I passed out the lyrics to this song and led everyone in singing it. It seemed to help bring closure for all involved.

A completely appropriate funeral song

 

[SnowboardPeople]

How about opening day and hot dogs?

This! Yes, I love me a good brisket. And Lucifer is a fascinating character....

I don’t like baseball. Beef hotdogs? Why not

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I’m team brisket and matzah ball soup (with a sprinkling of Lucifer, who is misunderstood in modern scholarship)

Mmmm Brisket and matzah ball soup, yummy.

 

[Lmizzler]

At what point in the day is it alright to bust out the alcohol?
AFAF

 

[Radiantcurves87]

At what point in the day is it alright to bust out the alcohol?
AFAF

In my opinion when you find out it is 5 o clock somewhere and you mentally want to be there?

 

[Bry1313]

At what point in the day is it alright to bust out the alcohol?
AFAF

Anytime before 11:59 PM and no earlier than Midnight.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

At what point in the day is it alright to bust out the alcohol?
AFAF

I think you should start, and you should bring me some.
Pre-covid I used to have a bottle in the office. I need a new bottle in the office. *nods*

 

[Lmizzler]

This is what has my pallet lately. Great for sipping.

https://imgur.com/a/lvTZobd

 

[lakesailer_mi]

This is what has my pallet lately. Great for sipping.

https://imgur.com/a/lvTZobd

Nice!
This is my current "go to"