Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My dog is snoring on the bed

 

[Joxlrg]

Y’all keep it up and I won’t bust out the tassels

Can you get the tassels going in opposite directions like Justa??

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My dog is snoring on the bed

Aw I saw that the doggy play date went well. That's brilliant

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aw I saw that the doggy play date went well. That's brilliant

Yeah my anxiety level is definitely much better

 

[MedicalMuse]

Any other ladies wanna join the party? @OrdinaryPerson @MedicalMuse

In.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MrsPassion

 

[MedicalMuse]

Y’all keep it up and I won’t bust out the tassels

I forgot to bring birthday pasties, but those are coming for you soon as I get home

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can I swap the Mayo for fresh mozzarella?

Youre the worst.

Did Mr_bogey hack your account?

How did you like all the dicks?

It’s the pride parade in my city this weekend!!! … maybe this year I’ll get the rainbow tutu out for my dog!

I dont mind all the assless chaps and exposed boobs in pride parades either. Just saying...

Any other ladies wanna join the party? @OrdinaryPerson @MedicalMuse

me!!! Im here!!! And im not a a Trumpster!

Especially when I sing to you, right?

Drunk singing is the best pre-foreplay.

 

[Bry1313]

Sidenote I heard trump is getting impeached again … hahahah … what a fucking TOOL!! The fucking republicans are so fucking stupid.

It’s even better than an impeachment, now it’s an indictment! The orange man is gonna look so good in orange.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s even better than an impeachment, now it’s an indictment! The orange man is gonna look so good in orange.

Can you ever just let one typo go?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Can you ever just let one typo go?

Nope. He can’t.

 

[Bry1313]

Can you ever just let one typo go?

Figuring out how to report a post…….

 

[LupineOne]

I'll add pool/hot tub sex.

Absolutely. Yeesh, what was I thinking?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Absolutely. Yeesh, what was I thinking?

It’s the whole friction thing.

 

[LupineOne]

It’s the whole friction thing.

Yes. And the chlorine didn’t help either

 

[crazychemgirl]

NO TRACTION!

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

Is it your birthday girl
Cause you lookin like a present

Happy birthday @MrsPassion you gorgeous glorious human you! Hope your day is as fabulous as you are

Happy Birthday!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Is that a no then?
Honestly, Joanne, Aviemore, 1991. MINI Mayfair in the parking lot of the ski centre.

It is you!! Why did you never call! I cried every time I looked at that car. You promised me you were going to drive us to Gretna!!!

https://img.wattpad.com/45cb7550939f9c2d18e1c7b77923328e9cfeebba/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f54585142426f38714643587337513d3d2d3331353534333033392e313437376238663633633430316338373138383230383133383237362e676966

 

[MrsPassion]

@MrsPassion

Thank you!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

Wow, that's a two-way tie for last.

But I do think bad sex can be corrected through communication and with more practice. If you're vibing you should be able to talk it out and try new things in theory.

Horrible social views is something that probably can't be corrected. Also I have no idea how a Trump cultists would ever sneak through my radar.

 

[snexxer]

It is you!! Why did you never call! I cried every time I looked at that car. You promised me you were going to drive us to Gretna!!!

https://img.wattpad.com/45cb7550939f9c2d18e1c7b77923328e9cfeebba/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f54585142426f38714643587337513d3d2d3331353534333033392e313437376238663633633430316338373138383230383133383237362e676966

Best 2 weeks of 1991.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I can’t fuck a bigot.

We can work on it. Willingness is fucking hot.

This is my answer too! My dick straight up doesn't work for total shitbags.

 

[MedicalMuse]

This is my answer too! My dick straight up doesn't work for total shitbags.

Good thing I’m not a shitbag

 

[Bbl87]

Oh like you’ve all never fucked at a wedding before I see those wow reactions and yeah I did it, ill
Do it again given the chance

LMK the next time you need a wedding date.

 

[Daisy_Love]

@MrsPassion