Sex & Shenanigans

[snexxer]

Birthday boobs for @MrsPassion and her pimp @OrdinaryPerson

I recognise that beautiful mouth.

 

[Bry1313]

Im like 5 pages late but the best sandwich is fresh home made white bread with big thick slices of home grown tomatoes and some mayo.

Can I swap the Mayo for fresh mozzarella?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I swap the Mayo for fresh mozzarella?

Then you have to take away the bread and add some balsamic and olive oil

 

[MedicalMuse]

Things that seem like a good idea in theory, but in practice are not very good.

Tent sex
Shower sex
Beach sex

Um, I like the first two. They are regularly practiced in my world.

No beach though. See previous sanded vagina comments. I’m sure sanded penis is a thing too.


Swimming pool sex and hot tub sex is hard. The lube factor plays in.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Im like 5 pages late but the best sandwich is fresh home made white bread with big thick slices of home grown tomatoes and some mayo.

I agree. Whole heartedly

 

[Bry1313]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

The former is so much worse, I can’t deal with the anger they spew and the slurs they say. If we mentally vibe, well that’s what me time is for.

 

[snexxer]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

I'd say first. Because not being rude I'm married to the second.

 

[Bry1313]

Then you have to take away the bread and add some balsamic and olive oil

Or you could just add them and keep the bread…..next level thinking

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or you could just add them and keep the bread…..next level thinking

You’re the worst

 

[MedicalMuse]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

I can’t fuck a bigot.

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

We can work on it. Willingness is fucking hot.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'll add pool/hot tub sex.

In the water = not great
Diving board with a towel, ledge of hot tub oral can be fun.

 

[MedicalMuse]

In the water = not great
Diving board with a towel, ledge of hot tub oral can be fun.

Seconded. Motion carried.

 

[Bry1313]

You’re the worst

Then why do you love me so much?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then why do you love me so much?

Because I have no self regulation

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

I reiterate… IGNORE ALL USERS WHO ARE CLEARLY DOUCHECANOES BUT HAVE NO IDEA … it makes for a much more pleasant lit experience

 

[Bry1313]

Because I have no self regulation

That works for me

 

[Mr_bogey]

Im like 5 pages late but the best sandwich is fresh home made white bread with big thick slices of home grown tomatoes and some mayo.

Did Mr_bogey hack your account?

 

[Mr_bogey]

What’s a bigger let down ….


Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …

OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.

It's gotta be B
I would have never slept with A (#dealbreaker)

 

[Mr_bogey]

Birthday boobs for @MrsPassion and her pimp @OrdinaryPerson

The beautiful boobs were right there. I saw them, enjoyed them and then clicked on all the emojis anyway, just to be sure. Do I have a problem?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The beautiful boobs were right there. I saw them, enjoyed them and then clicked on all the emojis anyway, just to be sure. Do I have a problem?

I mean .., possibly? .. but I have the same problem. Maybe we should go to rehab together

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The beautiful boobs were right there. I saw them, enjoyed them and then clicked on all the emojis anyway, just to be sure. Do I have a problem?

I thought I would make it easy on you

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean .., possibly? .. but I have the same problem. Maybe we should go to rehab together

And you

 

[Bry1313]

I thought I would make it easy on you

I clicked again

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Also... connection > bigotry

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just want to see two litsters dicks touch together for my birthday … oh wait, it’s not my birthday.

I mean for @MrsPassion … I know how much she supports those gay boys