Mr_bogey
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College dorm laundry room behind the dryers
Sex & Shenanigans
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snexxer
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You should write a book.We were high on mushrooms and thought it was later than it was lol they copied us and had camping at their wedding so we snuck off to our tent but turns out it was only like 10:30 and the party was still going strong.
And this is not the most inappropriate place I have had sex
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How to live life to the full.
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sex in a tent
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I've gotta say on the beach when I was 8 months pregnant with my oldest. It sounded like a good idea at the time.
crazychemgirl
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Things that seem like a good idea in theory, but in practice are not very good.
Tent sex
Shower sex
Beach sex
Tent sex
Shower sex
Beach sex
Bry1313
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My halo fits so well.
snexxer
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Beech sex is a no.
might as well have sex on sandpaper.
A big quilt works wonders.. Not a grain was felt
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I'll add pool/hot tub sex.
crazychemgirl
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RosewoodTulip
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snexxer
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Chlorine messes up your vaginal pH balance, putting you at a greater risk of a yeast infection, which means getting any in your hooha might come with a price. And guess what's really good at shoving chlorinated water up your most holy of orifices? A dickI had some solo time in my hot tub and ended up with thrush
Daisy_Love
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Hahaha too funny!!!Like daisy in an original Mini Mayfair.
But uncomfortable mentally... was in my girlfirends back garden, 11pm at night with her parent sat in the living room about 10 feet from us. They couldn't see us due to the light being on in the room and it was pitch black outside.
She love taking risks. How i didnt have a heart attack at .... (age not disclosed) ive no idea.
You too. Wait you're not Joanne from Aviemore???
snexxer
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Is that a no then?
Honestly, Joanne, Aviemore, 1991. MINI Mayfair in the parking lot of the ski centre.
RosewoodTulip
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Ha well I know this now...
Last year I was tipsy and thought it was a great idea. Yeah never again
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Oh nooooo sorry that happened.I had some solo time in my hot tub and ended up with thrush
Pools and hot tubs are great for fooling around and foreplay, getting handsy and stuff. Being warm and naked together is wonderfully intimate. But for the main event? That's what pool chairs are for.
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Inappropiate and uncomfortable:
In a dugout in college. I was still in uniform.
In a dugout in college. I was still in uniform.
crazychemgirl
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Sounds … tight
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Im like 5 pages late but the best sandwich is fresh home made white bread with big thick slices of home grown tomatoes and some mayo.
crazychemgirl
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What’s a bigger let down ….
Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …
OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.
Meeting someone super hot … really great in bed.. all the best things… and then finding out he’s an anti-lgbtq trump supporter …
OR … someone who you mentally vibe with and you are on the same page on so many issues but they are absolute CRAP in bed.
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RosewoodTulip
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Oh I'll be right over and you can show me what you meanOh nooooo sorry that happened.
Pools and hot tubs are great for fooling around and foreplay, getting handsy and stuff. Being warm and naked together is wonderfully intimate. But for the main event? That's what pool chairs are for.
crazychemgirl
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Holy fucking fuck that’s hot.
RosewoodTulip
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I'll take crap in bed any day. I can take care of myself but that mental connection is super rare
Mr_bogey
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1st 2 I agree, though I wouldn't turn down either.
The 3rd I've done too many times not to have fond memories. Creativity it key. Lifeguard stand, lifeguard boat, large comforter, etc.
