Honestly, most guys in porn aren't as big as you think. Not saying they're small, but lots of camera tricks and smaller women make average-ish dicks look big, and big dicks look huge.True. Usually in porn.
This is also true. Camera trickery is a thing and sizes vary. I think porn trends towards people that are more physically fit and able to stay hard while a production crew is around them than guys that are just plain huge.
Yep. Size does matter in the industry, but there's ALOT more to it.
It's true. This has led me to not getting work in porn. I mean, I've never pursued work in the porn industry to begin with. But still. I don't need to step in and show them I can immediately master an art they've been doing for years.
Right?
We wouldn't want to just ruin the industry for everyone!
Cum Bucket Dicks—the ones that have comically large loads and are messy.
Some dicks even manage to jump categories sometimes. The versatile dick?Cum Bucket Dicks—the ones that have comically large loads and are messy.
Angry Dicks- the ones that aggressively buck and jerk during orgasm
Surprise Dicks- looked like a micro dick but grew to a sledgehammer dick
Happy Dicks—the party ends sooner than expected
“Everything But The Dick” Dicks— you’re not fond of the person attached to the dick, but dick itself is great. Everything else can go away.
Hell No Dicks—you’re not putting that in my lady petunia or balloon knot. Can apply to many configurations of dicks for various reasons.
Cum Bucket Dicks—the ones that have comically large loads and are messy.
Angry Dicks- the ones that aggressively buck and jerk during orgasm
Surprise Dicks- looked like a micro dick but grew to a sledgehammer dick
Happy Dicks—the party ends sooner than expected
“Everything But The Dick” Dicks— you’re not fond of the person attached to the dick, but dick itself is great. Everything else can go away.
Hell No Dicks—you’re not putting that in my lady petunia or balloon knot. Can apply to many configurations of dicks for various reasons.
Ahhh yes, the “Many Hats” Dicks.I feel like I might fit several of those.
New nickname for it!
Will there be pictures to go with the bingo cards? If so I wonder if @PlanetaryNebula @MrsPassion and @Indie would be willing to cover them up.
Your fingers are better than mine
Fingers would be just the beginning.
Nope. No porn. Just really shy and well endowed. One of my favorite types of men. If I was more of a petty bitch, his current wife and I could have a conversation that begins and ends with “I taught your man how to do that thing you like”True. Usually in porn.
Cover up the dicks? How will you know if we really got bingo if we do that?
Have you tried cheering them up?Sad dicks. There are so many sad dicks out there.
This is one I can't claim. Well, unless he goes too long without, then he gets kinda sad. Yes I'm anthropomorphizing my dick. I regret nothing.Sad dicks. There are so many sad dicks out there.
This is not my job. If your dick is sad, that’s on you!
True, though if you make my dick happy, I'd probably be on you!
It’s a tough job but you can’t beat it. Wait
. I guess you can beat it
I'm a dick, I'm sad, and my dick is sadder. :Sad dicks. There are so many sad dicks out there.
