Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Should we test that theory?

NIce new tagline

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My search history is so demented simply cuz of this fucking place

Mines demented because I’m demented

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Should we test that theory?

anything for science

 

[crazychemgirl]

NIce new tagline

Thanks!!

 

[Bbl87]

I actually can't think of anything a dick can do that two fingers can't do better...

Then you're hanging out with the wrong dick...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

NIce new tagline

I just noticed that

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Then you're hanging out with the wrong dick...

Amen!

 

[Bbl87]

Amen!

Don't get me wrong, nobody knows your own body better than you. But a well equipped and well versed partner...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Don't get me wrong, nobody knows your own body better than you. But a well equipped and well versed partner...

This.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Then you're hanging out with the wrong dick...

I wonder which lady here could get Dick Bingo!

Let’s think… what would fill the squares?

Un-circumsized
Slightly curved dick
Micro penis
Coke can dick


Ladies.. what else? What other kinds of dicks have you encountered that would fill a Dick Bingo card?

 

[Bbl87]

Coke can would be impressive.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I wonder which lady here could get Dick Bingo!

Let’s think… what would fill the squares?

Un-circumsized
Slightly curved dick
Micro penis
Coke can dick


Ladies.. what else? What other kinds of dicks have you encountered that would fill a Dick Bingo card?

Soft dicks
Red, angry dicks
AI dicks

 

[MedicalMuse]

I wonder which lady here could get Dick Bingo!

Let’s think… what would fill the squares?

Un-circumsized
Slightly curved dick
Micro penis
Coke can dick


Ladies.. what else? What other kinds of dicks have you encountered that would fill a Dick Bingo card?

10 inch?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Coke can would be impressive.

Been there, done that. It’s a difficult event.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Been there, done that. It’s a difficult event.

Looooots of lube

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I wonder which lady here could get Dick Bingo!

Let’s think… what would fill the squares?

Un-circumsized
Slightly curved dick
Micro penis
Coke can dick


Ladies.. what else? What other kinds of dicks have you encountered that would fill a Dick Bingo card?

First two yes. Uncircumcised is more common here. Not had a banana shaped one but a slight bend was fun.
Almost dated a guy with a micro but he waved the red flags before the date. And by red flags I mean dick pics and naked pics of his ex.
No coke can or even above average girth. Yet...

 

[Bbl87]

Been there, done that. It’s a difficult event.

Color me impressed. I take pride in what I have and all but that's a whole different level.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Been there, done that. It’s a difficult event.

Look, I apologized for that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Unsolicited dick

 

[Bbl87]

I wonder which lady here could get Dick Bingo!

Let’s think… what would fill the squares?

Un-circumsized
Slightly curved dick
Micro penis
Coke can dick


Ladies.. what else? What other kinds of dicks have you encountered that would fill a Dick Bingo card?

If you're gonna have coke can, probably need to go pencil dick to go the other direction on that.

 

[Bbl87]

Unsolicited dick

I feel like that's a free space when you're here on Lit.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I feel like that's a free space when you're here on Lit.

That’s the center of the card

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Color me impressed. I take pride in what I have and all but that's a whole different level.

I have girth but it's more "can't fit into a TP roll" thick than beer can thick.

(Just wanted to talk about my dick. Carry on.)

 

[Bbl87]

I have girth but it's more "can't fit into a TP roll" thick than beer can thick.

(Just wanted to talk about my dick. Carry on.)

Same here. Beer can is juat crazy to me, though I know they exist.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Same here. Beer can is juat crazy to me, though I know they exist.

True. Usually in porn.