Sex & Shenanigans

[snexxer]

Damn! Who's panties are these?

Probably mine.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's a good idea. Thank you.

He never used to be like this. He even had some dog friends but he just can't handle it now. I hold myself responsible for leaving him for a while, even though I did everything I could to make sure he was well looked after, as he's never been the same since.

I just want to help him be less anxious really. It's like he's forgotten how to make friends.

I specifically said episode 1 cuz there’s a Yorkie in that episode that is an absolute terror. You might find some useful tips

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I specifically said episode 1 cuz there’s a Yorkie in that episode that is an absolute terror. You might find some useful tips

Thank you

 

[crazychemgirl]

A few...hundred. Yes definitely.

I’ve told many people to go fuck themselves … my dog included.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe I was playing hard to get. Although that’s typically not my MO

You? … never

 

[snexxer]

My dog is a total butt face but because he looks like this he gets away with it.

That sounds like my dog.
His name is yogi but he is more often called dim shit nowadays.

 

[snexxer]

https://pb-sheffield.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F724381409265991680

 

[jason28053]

My dog is a total butt face but because he looks like this he gets away with it.

Clearly we have different definitions of butt face.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I like the idea but I don't think us being rivals is going to get more @LadyLascivious1 boobs.

@muddler35 would be traumatized if he saw my boobs and @Bry1313 probably saw a lifetime supply of me during the last peacekeeping effort

 

[jason28053]

@muddler35 would be traumatized if he saw my boobs and @Bry1313 probably saw a lifetime supply of me during the last peacekeeping effort

We have different definitions of trauma

 

[Bry1313]

@muddler35 would be traumatized if he saw my boobs and @Bry1313 probably saw a lifetime supply of me during the last peacekeeping effort

Someone does not know how much I can enjoy in a lifetime.

 

[muddler35]

@muddler35 would be traumatized if he saw my boobs and @Bry1313 probably saw a lifetime supply of me during the last peacekeeping effort

As soon as your boobs came up in conversation, I fucken knew this was coming.

 

[Bry1313]

RIP to some comedy greatness

 

[LadyLascivious1]

As soon as your boobs came up in conversation, I fucken knew this was coming.

Don’t worry. I promise to never, ever get naked for you!

This is so different from the conversations I usually have on Lit

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t worry. I promise to never, ever get naked for you!

If I had a dollar for every woman on Lit who has made that promise to me…..(how many women are on Lit?) Well that’s how many dollars I’d have.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@muddler35 would be traumatized if he saw my boobs and @Bry1313 probably saw a lifetime supply of me during the last peacekeeping effort

No fair, I didnt get a lifetime supply.

As soon as your boobs came up in conversation, I fucken knew this was coming.

What is the story here?

 

[muddler35]

Don’t worry. I promise to never, ever get naked for you!

This is so different from the conversations I usually have on Lit

explanation: I get weirded out when I stumble across risqué pictures of my friends. @LadyLascivious1 thinks this is hilarious, and she calls me out on it every chance she gets.

Edit: I love boobs, and I’m sure hers are spectacular. It’s just one of my peccadillos.

 

[Bry1313]

No fair, I didnt get a lifetime supply.

I think she is planning on supplying you with way more than me.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

RIP to some comedy greatness

Oh man, this was heavy news indeed.

What a great legacy he leaves behind though.

 

[jason28053]

explanation: I get weirded out when I stumble across risqué pictures of my friends. @LadyLascivious1 thinks this is hilarious, and she calls me out on it every chance she gets.

Edit: I love boobs, and I’m sure hers are spectacular. It’s just one of my peccadillos.

@LadyLascivious1 has some amazing peccadillos

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Someone does not know how much I can enjoy in a lifetime.

Like imagine someone being like "Okay, I'm done seeing boobs. I'm set for life now."

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

@LadyLascivious1 has some amazing peccadillos

Cosigned.

 

[MrsPassion]

Like imagine someone being like "Okay, I'm done seeing boobs. I'm set for life now."

I would be insulted what do you mean you’re done looking at boobs. I’d smack someone over the head with one of em

 

[snexxer]

@LadyLascivious1 has some amazing peccadillos

I'm imagining them now.

Like imagine someone being like "Okay, I'm done seeing boobs. I'm set for life now."

Is that a thing that would end the universe

Cosigned.

How do I get confirmation?

 

[Lmizzler]

I would be insulted what do you mean you’re done looking at boobs. I’d smack someone over the head with one of em

Is this a promise or a threat…cause either way…go ahead!
But don’t be surprised if my tongue is out when you do!