Sex & Shenanigans

So I should START with my dick pics is what you're saying? :p
Well… if asked if I want to look at a pussy or dick unexpectedly I’m gonna choose pussy 🤷🏾‍♀️ there’s a lot more variation and let’s be honest they are prettier. But with all things asking first if you can introduce yourself via dick pic never hurts right?

“Hi, I’m NRJ, would you like to see my cock?” has a nice ring to it 🤣
 
Well… if asked if I want to look at a pussy or dick unexpectedly I’m gonna choose pussy 🤷🏾‍♀️ there’s a lot more variation and let’s be honest they are prettier. But with all things asking first if you can introduce yourself via dick pic never hurts right?

“Hi, I’m NRJ, would you like to see my cock?” has a nice ring to it 🤣


Insert obligatory cock ring joke here.
 
Well… if asked if I want to look at a pussy or dick unexpectedly I’m gonna choose pussy 🤷🏾‍♀️ there’s a lot more variation and let’s be honest they are prettier. But with all things asking first if you can introduce yourself via dick pic never hurts right?

“Hi, I’m NRJ, would you like to see my cock?” has a nice ring to it 🤣
He’s got that big dick NRJ
 
Well… if asked if I want to look at a pussy or dick unexpectedly I’m gonna choose pussy 🤷🏾‍♀️ there’s a lot more variation and let’s be honest they are prettier. But with all things asking first if you can introduce yourself via dick pic never hurts right?

“Hi, I’m NRJ, would you like to see my cock?” has a nice ring to it 🤣
Bwahahaha well I do have cock rings. :p
Insert obligatory cock ring joke here.
Great minds, my friend. ;)
He’s got that big dick NRJ
Lol you get it, sugar. ;) 💋
 
Yeah my oldest is 15 and on her way out give or take five years of stubbornness 😂😂 honestly I won’t be dog free for at least another 8-10 years and at that point I will probably take a break and get a fish 🤣🤣
Yup, my Rowdy will be 10 this Halloween so hopefully many more years with him but then I'm going to take a break so I can do some road trips without worrying about him.

He's a Red Heeler-Border Collie mix born on Halloween on a Texas cattle ranch. So there's a better than good chance he outlives us all...
 
Yup, my Rowdy will be 10 this Halloween so hopefully many more years with him but then I'm going to take a break so I can do some road trips without worrying about him.

He's a Red Heeler-Border Collie mix born on Halloween on a Texas cattle ranch. So there's a better than good chance he outlives us all...
I’ve seen your beautiful fur baby and still think he needs more pets 🥹😍🥰 give him some head rubs for me too please 🥰❤️
 
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